Microphone is shorted to “mic” not “mike”.

If it doesn’t function as a downspout, then it’s a grotesque, not a gargoyle.

Understanding an argument doesn’t mean you agree with it.

• Adding fries to a dish in a (good) restaurant means you didn’t make a complete dish and just added the fries to add carbs/fill people.

• On that same note: just a piece of meat (steak, spareribs or smth like that) is not a full meal (and don’t you start about adding fries and a salad)

• a restaurant is only as good as its vegetarian dishes (some exceptions apply, like restaurants that focus exclusively on meat)

Ironically, I am not a vegetarian ;)

Vehicle mileage is an antiquated and terrible metric for tracking vehicle health. Engine hours and heat cycles are more accurate.

Good french fries don’t need ketchup

No one would ever make fun of British food again if the Anglosphere was more aware of Dutch food.

Pineapple on pizza is great. Here in Poland we call it havaii pizza

It’s pronounced “gif”

The word is “yeah”.

Not “yea”.

The later rhymes with “yay” and means something similar to but distinct from "yes’

Similarly it is yea/nay not yay/nay.

And fuck English for making the incorrect more logical and consistent. Lol

The calendar should be 13 4-week months that always end on Sunday.

The leftover day should be considered a worldwide holiday.

Any time there is a leap year situation, all that time gets added to this one day, like the injury time at the end of a soccer/football match.

YYYY-MM-DD is the only acceptable numeric date format and should be the standard taught in schools.

Please spell and punctuate correctly, and don’t use “common use” as an excuse to hide your egotistical unwillingness to learn.

Whoever invented jetskis and didn’t call them boatorcycles seriously fucked up

We should continue to gently correct spelling and grammar mistakes online.