Eh I have not tried lately, idk

The tails of mine form a cube in my visual static when I close my eyes

I mean I’ve got a cube but that’s it

No

also S-tier: stolen spiral bone-in ham. pretty much any stolen food is S-tier. the crime makes it taste better.

Legendary Grocery: Taleggio
Effect: upon placement in any enclosed space, said space will continue to Smell like Taleggio until overridden by another Legendary Grocery

shiny groceries

“oh my gosh am i my citizens’ keeper? you guys didn’t elect me to do that.”

eh, i’ve broken my hand enough it hurts to handwrite. chopsticks are fine, but if i have to write more than a page i will type instead.

oh fuck you it really has been that long. i had hair back then.

my sanity saving hobbies are creative. i make music and i make food. they keep me alive, both literally and figuratively.

find small ways to inject joy into the things you do. similar to playing whammageddon at christmas. find tiny ways to rebel against the regime that chafes you. you know all those krasnov stickers you see vandalizing public property? carry around a sharpie and draw hitler mustaches on them. idk. you do you. the tiny acts of rebellion will spark life into your soul.

pretty much everyone i’ve talked to seems to agree that when you have small groups of people, you tend to get good outcomes. yet larger states have political power to bend the world to their will. assume a state with good intentions because it is small enough to not be corrupt (i know, suspend your disbelief) perhaps there is an optimal state size where people get fair representation and their economy functions well, the state looks out for the people and the state is not so small that it is trampled/absorbed by its neighbors.

i am an absurdist. I posit that optimism is rebellion in the face of so much oppressive fascism.

i played two sessions and realized they only wanted me at their table to give free therapy to the wife of one of the guys in the group who the dm has been trying to hook up with for like 20 years. i left very quickly, have not spoken to the dm or that couple since.

unionize? no. one party, we were doing LMoP. i fucking hate LMoP. I took the boring ass prerolled character the DM made me play (because other people don’t know dnd and thus it wouldn’t be fair to let me play a character i wanted to play) and twisted the premade backstory from him saving some mistreated workers into him leading a communist revolution.

please leave the musk bullshit in the musk communities. it’s what they’re for

it is okay. if gonzo has taught us nothing more and he hasn’t, being the fool is pretty great

I think you misread my statement frenemy

Heh. I had a teacher insist on that. I signed every one in front of her. She’d call my parents, who would swear up and down they had signed them the prior week (before we took the exam) themselves. My parents had given me authorization to sign any and all school documents for them.

My teacher gave me detention for that, but the signature matched the one on file for my parent (also mine) so I managed to weasel my way out of it.

So if a boat that can carry other boats is a ship, what’s a plane that can carry other planes?