counterpoint, the best fried rice i ever et was ruined when they added a buffet to the restaurant. within a year all their food became overly greasy and they went out of business. i can’t stand fried rice now, i haven’t found fried rice anywhere that good. they ruined it for me. damn buffets.

For some reason I feel like all of these things need to be three word phrases so this two word one, I must change it to “Alles Gegen Nazis”

Thank you

Absolutely guaranteed. I went to a right wing private college for undergrad (I was young and stupid, now I’m not young). They had this message board where you could ask the student paper’s editors questions and blah blah. Part of the college identity was about being weird. I made a clever joke about that in a question. Because I had hinted that the student body might be weird, oh my gods not only the editors but the entire message board list its shit for like a week. Having entirely lost their sense of proportion and lived up to the pejorative.

And that was just being called weird. Someone actually throwing stones? Holy fuck that could actually get entertaining.

But how else will my baja get blasted properly

I mean it’s reddit. Example: I used to get on there from time to time, I’m fairly involved in homelessness services. Almost every time someone gets on there asking for help with food and I send them a link to food kitchens, food banks and other actual social services they can use to get themselves back on their feet, it gets pulled with an explanation of something like “well, we were just hoping for general advice not anything practical” from whatever mod removes the comment. I have some opinions on that.

It’s less to do with your comments, more to do with the platform and the specific mods

#HIS SOUL GOES MARCHING ON MOTHERFUCKERS

They’re lawyers. They’d have the call and immediately start screwing each other over. No group is simultaneously so machiavellian and so bad at it (Statesian Republicans maybe, seeing how easily they were coopted by Krasnov)

Haldo. I am Nole Ksum, from far away! (yes, that will do) and I think it would be quite corking if you gave all your uteruses to the local edgelord memesmith billionaire factory.

They’re a bunch of cowards waiting for someone else to throw the first punch

Janeway, less the final brassiere

all my homies hate sparrows

make one shit last several teslas and make one tesla last several shits.

• reward your slowly growing army of loyal followers with random trinkets of arbitrary and sentimental value

My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.

So like, did you know if you jar farts you can still make blue darts with em

Aww he gets me

dunno. inflating like a pufferfish and becoming a dirigible is cool too. i could go for that.

oopsie poopsie

i know we hate ai art but im working on creating an ai work of art to create as the end of civilization as we know.

it’s basically this truck but all of the stickers are withers.