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It’s an older reference, but it checks out.

Clearly your suffering is all according to his plan.

Woah, Australian cat.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Shh, don’t jinx it.

That’s a lot of red rocket.

“Have we tried more LSD?”

Did the CIA hire everyone from Unit 731?

Well, yes of course. I was being sarcastic though, you’d think Canadian bands touring North America would have more stops in Canada.

Given the state of the US ATM there should be zero American dates on this tour.

Why would Canadian bands play in Canada?!?

Turns out genius mathematicians, just like average people, go a little crazy when you subject them to a shitload of LSD and torture. Who would have guessed.

The groundhog is in therapy, the joke is that therapists want to talk about deeper trauma (tell me about your childhood, etc) because people’s issues are rarely superficial.

The use of soul instead of say “the shadow that lies within you” is an odd choice, I’ll admit.

The south^of Cybertron^ will rise again?

Okay, but how does ranked lists fair in a ranked list of things that jumped the shark?

Man, they have positrons and negatrons now? The Transformers franchise is wild.

Pizza the hutt!

I can sea why yar be thinkin’ that, but it be the letter arrrr.

Yarr, what be a pirate’s favourite letter?

What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joketiming.

Really tied the universe together, man.