By 1947 they had been calling themselves Palestines for centuries

I would support that. After that Australia can join the EU, and they’re already in Eurovision.

They’ve all been dead for about two millennia

god will sort them out.

Wouldn’t bet on it.

Somebody had been considering what could be worse than microwave tea.

It’s not like historical figures are always referred to by their proper names. How many English speakers talk about Cristóbal Colón or pronounce Julius Caesar as [ˈkae̯.sar].

I haven’t played Minecraft in a long time. Can you name animals now?

Not from a priest though.