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Putin is missing from this illustration.

The only preset button I use is the +30Seconds button, the rest are useless to me.

Funny you should say that about whole foods. I only use my microwave to cook (steam) fresh or frozen vegetables (not in a plastic bag), and to reheat meals I cooked myself. I never buy microwave foods because they always come out nasty, cook unevenly, taste horrible, and the box is 10 times the size of the contents. I do sometimes pop popcorn in the microwave, but I use a paper lunch bag and regular popcorn. WARNING: NEVER walk away if you use this method, it will start on fire if you don’t watch it.

So this is how you do an Italian pour over. Interesting…

You are correct, they were born without hearts, and brains.