As someone wearing Adidas warm ups with a cat on my lap, I feel seen.

At some point, yeah.

Edit: I’m sorry, I didn’t see the terminal window because I’m just now having coffee. The joke is better than my morning confusion. My regret is as full as the security line at the airport.

It was based on a true story of statelessness. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehran_Karimi_Nasseri

The real story is much less clear cut and filled with mental health issues.

Guy is in an airport when his country goes through a coup and changes names. So his passport is no longer recognized. Can’t leave thr airport, cant call the embassy for help because everyone there was part of the old government. Stuck in a way no one had ever thought of before.

IRL guy was expelled from Iran and his papers that let him live in Europe were “stolen.”

There’s some South African grocery chains that sold a 3 pack of red, yellow, green bell peppers.

Also, for some reason SA calls traffic lights “robots.” Supposedly, it’s because when traffic cops were replaced by signals, it was a “robotic traffic signal.”

So when you add these two things, you get…

https://greenwaysonline.co.za/product/robot-peppers/

https://kananaveggies.co.za/product/robot-peppers/

https://www.pnp.co.za/harvest-fresh-robot-peppers/p/000000000000421027_EA

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The curling iron nice way of saying “don’t stick this hot thing in you.”

Plants have an amazing variety of ways to defend themselves. Thorns. Chemical warfare. Being really fucking big.

You think plants spent 1.2 billion years on earth and didnt adapt to predation?

Ok, well, if I eat butter, I will be more delicious to bears and wolves. Doesn’t make butter somehow a problem.

Happy Life Day!

22 minutes straight of Wookie screaming

Yes, but you get that, PLUS you get Google’s invasive surveilance. Rather than using the default Andoid app to track who you talk to, they can do it with iphones.

Read the TOS. They tell you.

https://fi.google.com/about/tos/#google-fi-privacy-notice

Google does Google stuff with your data, and shares it with any Alphabet entities they want. Which means it gets sold and traded like any other data. Sure “not your name” but data enough to 100% identify you, fore sure.

That’s the split.

It’s only visible to “them ferners what ain’t shouldn’t be here!” So the Libertarian nuts and conspiracy crackpots that scream about Obama still don’t see the surveillance state happening to them because they’re already distracted.

Or ensure that you host every year if your friends are cool.

Though the roast on that bird is terrible.

Meanwhile, for US citizens, if you submit to facial recognition, you can literally walk in you the country without showing anyone at all a passport.

Which means they already have every single bit of that data on every American.

The inside joke is that there’s a gazelle inside.

I genuinely worry about Picard Maneuver and Lady Butterfly. What of one of them got hit by a car!?

I feel seen.

Yo, I just set a Dell Inspirion 4600 out on the curb. Free! No HD. It’ll run Linux.

Checkmate, Stonehenge!

All praise the Corn!

She left having alienated everyone except lobbying firms. This was a time share presentation and she gets paid no matter what.

I meant more the al pastor.

Every culture has some variation on bean paste.