It’s still kinda janky looking tbh. Like someone put a commercial airliner in MS Paint and just stretched everything away from where the wings meet the fuselage.

Fan theory: survivors of the Thanos snap still had half of their gut biome randomly die, so for the week following the snap, basically everything with a digestive tract had explosive diarrhea.

Then you have show computers

Definitely.

or an inbox of 50GB+ of emails over the last decade.

I didn’t think so? I do a mass delete every now and then, but there always seems to me more that it’s not displaying. /shrug

We have outlook classic at work, and that shit takes a solid 5 mins to actually load up my inbox enough to become functional.

Outlook has always been shit, the new AI slop is just fuel on the fire.

There is evidence, albeit not (publicly known at least) enough to be conclusive, which is that he frequented an island famous for pedophilia.

If you frequently visit a specific sandwich shop, I’m gonna call it a pretty safe assumption that you eat the sandwiches there. Fortunately, being a blackmail op, they’ll have kept pretty thorough records on who fucked who, so we shouldn’t have to rely on an assumption regardless of how safe it might be. Unfortunately, jack shit is being done about the Epstein files regardless of its contents, so the odds of Gates or Trump or any other (child)rapist on that list actually facing legal accountability is pretty much zero.

So, as with many issues over the last decade, we find ourselves in a familiar dichotomy: no justice, or vigilante justice. And we don’t seem to have the spine for the latter, so my money’s on no justice.

Hence the market for gas!

AI Data Centres ‘Provide Markets’ For Gas

Not just gas, but glass bottles and rags, and cigarette lighters too!

So… what’s everyone’s plan to celebrate guillotine day?

I’m not usually a fan of fireworks, but I’m kinda leaning toward fireworks…

Wouldn’t the easy fix there be to just exhale through your nose? Let the CO2 just escape, and use the hose only for inhalation.

He is, and generally something like an affair demands only social and civil repercussions; that it happened on Epstein island tells me the affairs he had were with sex slaves (who are not allowed the right to consent, so “affairs” in this case is short for “people he raped”) - who were likely children given what that island is known for. Admitting to it is not the same as being held accountable for it. Rape, especially child rape, demands criminal justice.

Correct - but he should still be held accountable for things like fucking children even if he did so under the threat of some other embarrassing info going public.

Blackmail only works when the one being blackmailed digs their own grave with a pattern of failing to do what they should do every step of the way.

Multiple things can be true at once. He was a victim of blackmail because he was guilty of whatever the fuck was going on at pedo island.

Same boat. You’ll still get a few drops up there, but it’ll be tolerable discomfort that you’ll be able to snort out over the minutes following eruption.

Try to start thinking of this trick as soon as you start feeling nauseous. GL!

Out-crazy the crazy does seem to be an effective strategy. Your sinuses are NOT going to be happy with you though.

On that note, if you’ve ever puked and got any of that acid up your nose, you know how absolutely horrible that feels: you’ll be pleased to know that you can almost completely block it from happening if you simply pinch your nose shut as the puke comes streaming out. By capping off the pressure at your nostrils, no fluid, be it air, snot, or stomach acid, will be able to travel from your oropharynx to your nasopharynx – you basically wall off the blue zone:

Downside being that you gotta actually remember this trick as your guts are about to spill, which isn’t really a great time to call back on little lifehacks from the internet. If you happen to recall it in the stages leading up to go-time though, you’re golden.

Also be careful not to gasp for air between streams of vomit, or you might inhale some. You don’t want stomach acid in your air way! Controlled, slow breaths.

Nurse here. I’ve wiped a cumulative mile or two of stranger ass crack, so… I know a thing or two about poop.

The answer is:

If everything’s working normally, your bowels will reabsorb water until it becomes solid. They’re really good at reabsorbing water.

If everything’s working normally.

If you’ve got the Hershe’s squirts, things are not working normally. So… you’ll probably just shit your pants.

*snaps glove*

Now spread em.

NBC interview was Trump’s ‘worst nightmare’

…well yeah, an embarrassing interview is about as close as he’ll ever get to consequences for things like raping children or war crimes, or any of the other myriad of crimes that he commits on a daily basis that would put you or I in prison or death row after a single offense.

Woooo, murica. 🇺🇸🎆🎇🎉

“Ew, not post-birth life! Fuck those things! …actually, fuck those things.”

- GOP

Be nice if someone booed with something a little higher velocity.

If it has a stinger, doesn’t make me honey, and is at all aggressive toward humans, it’s kill on sight. Idc if it’s a pollinator or w/e - either the other pollinators can fill in the gap after its death/extinction, or the ecosystem collapses… which we’re speedrunning the latter anyway, so fuck it, we’re not going to make a significant impact on the global collapse of life by being a little extra aggressive to fuckers like wasps, mosquitos, etc.