Just when I thought nobody could break The Mooch’s record, we get a new unit of measurement for White House tenure.
What are we calling this new unit? A Zachariah? A Zack? KZ? Conversion is simple enough. 2 Zacks equal 1 Mooch.
Nasty scum
As a paragraph in itself, around the middle when it started getting into the weeds of why she is gone:
She was not a deft communicator.
The outsized understatement is still smoking. Never change, NYT.
Creepy MAGA is creepy.
Looks like he has two of those real dolls set up in there. Maybe too much teeth, though.
Wait a minute, all those promises of sex bots being made? Is the primary audience donnie? He loves Grok, too. It would make so much sense.
I once won tickets to see a variety show in Vegas, and it had topless women chorus line dancing between acts. If you had asked me before then whether I’d prefer a variety show with topless women or without, I’d have said, “With, please.” But that would have been wrong.
I swear, they all had the same desperate fake smile as Katie Zacharia in that picture, and they all were pushing out their chests with their bolt-on tits as hard as they could. I remarked to my date that all of the dancers seemed extremely motivated to display the most fake parts of their bodies, as I’m guessing their teeth were all fake, too.
It was all extremely off-putting, like they were all victims of human trafficking. I admit I couldn’t stop looking, either. It was sort of like looking at a car crash if all the victims had their fake tits out.
On the other hand, the variety act itself was extremely entertaining.
But anyways, based on Katie Zacharia’s smile in that picture, I can’t help but remember that very odd experience. One of the reasons I don’t like Vegas.
Who is in the pink pants?
A single well tossed grenade would have been so satisfying.
As Jimmy Kimmel said: what do Pete Hegseth and Katie Zacharia have in common? Neither of them can pass the bar.
She was so excited at that press conference, saying how happy she was to be working for Trump.
I’m so pleased that this probably broke her heart. For the rest of her scummy life, she’ll always be remembered for being one of the most incompetent people among the the most incompetent people ever in the history of the US government.
Not sure if she’s capable of understanding any of this if you factor in the Dunning–Kruger effect.
Zacharia to Scaramuchi: “Look at me. I’m the measurement of incompetence now!”
He apparently said records are made to be broken.
Yeah, he’s probably relieved about it.
But we’re still going to use “mooches.”😁😁
I thought a Scaramucci was 10 or 11 days, depending on whether you use the metric or imperial Scaramucci.
The Scaramucci is a complex number, because while he might have worked 11 days, he got fired before his contract started, so his total days of employment is weirdly negative.
Also he missed the birth of one of his children and got served divorce papers in those same days.
I think we can all learn something important from the amazing fuck up that Scaramucci achieved in such short time: Don’t do coke.
Depends. Was it a leap year? Also, did it span a daylight savings time change?
Yes, 11 days. But she was Press Secretary for 9 days, from the 9th to the 16th. 9/11 = .81
Edit: 9th to 16th is 7 days, not 9. So I guess my prediction of .6 scaramuchis was correct
Wait, they’re the 9/11 unit? yikes
No, 7-11
Bananamooch for scale
Impressive since most thought a Scaramuchi was a fundamental unit
Eh. Fundamental units are about the unit itself and not the value. Like the second is the fundamental unit of time but you can really have fractions of a second. Or were you thinking of something like Planck units? Those are the smallest theoretical units that make sense given general relativity. So a Planck length is the smallest distance between two points that would be considered two separate points. Any closer and they are effectively the same point.
Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?
.8 Scramuchis = 1 Paramuchi.
Zachamichi
I was way off:
What is the exact number? Im getting 5ish days, some are a week. I do not know how scientific we can get when attempting to measure micro-muchies.
According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.
So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard
How did you get 9 days out of those dates? I get 7, 8 at best
Counting is hard. It’s 7
some are a week.
and some are a strong, but this one? this one, she is a week
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
I love that you made the plural muchies.
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Can someone drop the text so we don’t have to deal with the paywall or login wall or whatever? I want to know why she was ousted.
President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter.
Neither the White House nor Ms. Zacharia responded to requests for comment.
The question now is who is the next Trump bimbo to get the job? Why not Ivanka? What she’s doing these days?
She’s accidentally sparking revolution in Albania
Stephanie Miller will be the next press secretary
When the conditions are right the bimbos just emerge, as if coalesced from the ether.
“This story is free to read.”
If I have to log in to view it, it’s not “free” from you helping yourself to my personal info! 🖕 The New York Times.
God I love the “Bypass Paywalls Clean” extension. NYTimes always thinks I’m a bot.
At this rate they are going end up with Stephen Miller in a blond wig and huge tits.
This is a masterpiece
LOL. Dear god.
I still cannot believe the before and after pictures of her, though. Hooooooly shit.
Him losing the lipstick in the 4th panel and getting it back in the 5th fucked me up NGL.
He could get some bimbofication tips from Kristi Noem’s husband!
That motherfucker should have never been let out of that cave!
Kristi Noem’s divorce attorney has entered the chat
I wish, he’s so repulsive he might wake some of them up
That’s what he & Kash look like off camera most of the time.
Gee i wonder what the next fascist spokesbarbie’s gonna look like.
Well, we all know what she’s gonna look like… he certainly has a type.
That was quick.
Are we only counting business days? That would be about ~.45 muchies.
Can we all just stop reacting to the intentional distraction cycle?
I wish the press would just refuse to cover the unprofessional nonsense, treat the administration like a toddler breaking things just to get attention.
