I make scalloped potatoes in a cream sauce.

3 pounds potatoes, peeled and sliced thin (1/8")
3.5 cups half and half
2.5 teaspoons kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon fresh thyme (or 1/4 teaspoon dried)
2 cloves minced garlic
8 hunks of butter

Cook the sliced potatoes down on the stovetop for about 13 minutes until the sauce thickens. Transfer all to a buttered baking dish, top with 8 hunks of butter, then bake in a 350° oven for 1 hour, rotating 1/2 way through.

Does that mean he’ll shut up now?

Unfortunately, there’s no process for that. Single judges can be removed via impeachment, but being a partisan hack is not a high crime.

Similarly, nothing can happen with Conservatives controlling the House and Senate.

You need to Planet of the Apes that…

Humans left Earth in the present day and through some wibbley wobbley timey wimey stuff end up flung into the future and don’t realize it.

They aren’t aliens discovering the husk of Earth, they’re us.

Bonus if some of the angry ghosts are friends/family of some of the crew members.

I remember when W.'s administration got caught with theirs, it was something like 900 lies across the entire administration and we yelled about that! Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rummy, Powell, the lot of them added up to 900.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/2004/03/18/Congressmen-launches-Iraq-lies-database/85221079635199/

Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke:”

This is like if James Herriott made up All Creatures Great and Small. This is devastating!

That’s what I was afraid of when he announced a surprise speech…

I think the one accurate statement was “People can’t believe what’s going on!”

Yes, well that’s true!

The thing about Portland was pretty easily explained… The night before he made the comments, Fox News had been running footage from the 2020 protests which were pretty severe and ran for 100+ days.

Naturally they didn’t mark it as being video from 2020.

Wait, who was President back then? Oh, riiiight!

Bonus, the federal action they were taking in 2020 was 100% illegal also:

https://www.theverge.com/c/23172433/chad-wolf-homeland-secretary-illegal-tenure-dhs

He seems to get enough nappy naps.

Remember when the complaint was “Who do you want answering the phone at 3 AM?”

Who could have predicted back then that 3 PM would be the real problem?

AI is a fad and when it collapses, it’s going to do more damage than any percieved good it’s had to date.

And more significantly, the Switch 2 is for kids. There’s no sizable youth market for the Steam Deck.

But out of all the handheld PCs, the Steam Deck is #1, so that should give you some idea about the sales on the others. 😉

https://www.theverge.com/pc-gaming/618709/steam-deck-3-year-anniversary-handheld-gaming-shipments-idc

I was looking at getting a Switch 2 MicroSD card for a gift and shit’s bonkers, yo.

I get they changed the standard for the Switch 2, but $300 for 1TB?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQJBDLZY

I say this as someone who loves their Steam Deck… Steam Deck sales are insignificant compared to consoles.

6 million in 3 years:

https://birchtree.me/blog/steam-deck-sales-numbers-are-in-and-theyre-not-as-spectacular-as-id-hope-but-i-do-still-have-hope/

The Switch 2 has sold over 10 million, June to September. 3 months. There has been another 3 months since then.

https://variety.com/2025/digital/news/nintendo-switch-2-sales-10-million-1236569355/

I don’t like this.