🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞

Depends. How high are you?

;-)

Over a decade ago my cousins advised me on Facebook that “they had the guns” and “they knew where I live”. I’ve had to block almost all of that side of the family.

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We are a state and a commonwealth.

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Yep. It’s a choice Apple users make^[1] when they choose Apple.

Well, I’d say time and place, but also phrasing. It’s a joke I’ve seen made workable a few times elsewhere, but this was definitely not it. hehe

It was awesome that she came to Colonial Williamsburg to speak. We weren’t the first or only spark in the Revolution, but important bits of it were happening here. I’m also amused as this article gives part of the story - CW is a living history museum; it’s also where it happened. Downtown Williamsburg is slightly northwest of where it was, because the original area of Williamsburg is now CW. Streets are public but closed to traffic during the day. It’s more than a mile wide and half a mile tall area of original colonial buildings along with many reconstructed. Nearly every individual building has a name and history. But yes, it’s also the largest ourdoor museum in North America. :)

Yeah, it’s exactly the type of joke I would normally make, but same… I happened to think it through and thought better of it. lol

I’d agree, but the platypus won’t let me.

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This is one reason why I feel it’s necessary to ‘torture’ my cat with pettins sometimes. I feed her, she can deal with a bit of unsolicited pettins sometimes. Especially because she purrs and only tries to get away some of the time. :)

Sic semper tyrannis

Don’t you be stealing Virginia’s state motto!!! ;-)

(Even if it does belong to us all! How dare you!) :)

Alright, I can’t argue too strongly about those statements being investigated.

How about all the times I’ve seen MAGA people make threats like that and worse? Crickets? Thought so.

Oh, I thought that was the… just… regulat step. hehe.

I guess for some sort of vaguely-serious discussion^[1], without doing any research, I think Jesus / Jesus Christ has stably evolved to Gee, with some variants like Gee Whiz being pretty common. I think Gee Willikers was more common around the TV Batman era and so now it’s less said straight and more said ironically. heh. I can’t think of any other common “Gee [something]”… maybe “Geezie Kreezie”, but I’ve only heard that from Suzy^[2] Izzard, so not sure if that’s common or not. lol

It definitely got short; I wonder if we’d count a second word as it getting longer, or a second word replacing “Christ”. These are the types of inconsequential discussions I love. :)

How about you clarify what you mean, because right now, ambiguity implies that you think black people are apes. And if you’re trying to make the joke that “all humans are primates”, it’s probably not the best time, or at least you’d better do it carefully to make sure it’s funny and not cringe.

edit: Brief perusal of your comment history implies that it’s not very likely you were going for a super-racist joke; probably the “all humans” thing. Maybe rework it a bit? :)