• Furbag@pawb.social
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    2 days ago

    Just when I thought nobody could break The Mooch’s record, we get a new unit of measurement for White House tenure.

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      What are we calling this new unit? A Zachariah? A Zack? KZ? Conversion is simple enough. 2 Zacks equal 1 Mooch.

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          That’s what I was thinking too. I personally prefer a mooch being 11 days because the ratio becomes 5/11. I know it’s not 5/7 as in “a perfect 5 out of 7” but they rhyme and I like that. Also in decimal 5/10 is 0.5 while 5/11 is 0.454545454545. That’s some DaVinci Code shit.

          Edit: on second thought I would prefer if the ratio was an irrational number. Someone figure that out for me.

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          I think it depends on when you consider start and stop times. Someone said Mooch hadn’t even signed a contract before being let go implying negative days. It’s just all crazy.