Guess this needs to be updated?
Why aren’t the surgeons being paraded like luigi.
Lol. smol peepee
Ffs, just buy a dodge ram
I’d rather they die trying to enlarge their small peepee than ruin our cities with their trucks
In heaven/hell:
Anonymous: Hey, you’re a new one. How did you die?
Ehud: Well… That’s a short story that supposed to become longer, but it hasn’t.
o7 surgeons and o7 dipshit who kept taking sketchy pills before surgery
Including the 32 billionaires that died last year, that’s just over 1% of all billionaires removed from this Earth! That’s not an insignificant number. Let’s make it even higher!
Lets make it 100%
Happened in 2019 though
it seems like the operation failed. there’s fewer dicks in the world now.
Well, it didn’t go as planned, but I wouldn’t necessarily call it a failure.
The Hindustan Times never disappoints!
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You think these needledicks would learn from Elons botched surgery.
Kanye’s mom has entered the chat.
I missed both those references.
And this not satire, right?
lolololololol
It makes me very, very sad to hear of the passing of a billionaire.
So the operation was a 100% succes.
The poor man died on a table with his cock cut to pieces, what a terribly unfortunate thing to happen.
Those pieces were very small, tho, like minuscule …
Now this is a feel good story
I can’t believe being a billionaire wasn’t enough for this man, he was still insecure that he felt the need to buy a bigger dick.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but women don’t need a gorilla sized dick! They need you to eat them out! (this guy had a wife. We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)
TBF I’ve known some guys who were size queens.
Just get a cod piece like respectable humans.
brutal
(Gorillas have tiny dicks)
Maybe it’s a dick the size of a gorilla, not the size of a gorilla’s dick.
Would you rather fight one dick the size of a gorilla, or one hundred dicks the size of a gorilla dick?
Think they want the whole gorilla
oh my, what’s a big dicked beast that would be better suited for this?
Barnacle. Several times their body size, supposedly.
A cock the size of a barnacle. . . Nope, the phrase just doesn’t inspire shock and awe.
Reporting for duty
The dick sounds great, but the bacterium is a little offputting, I think.
Donkey, horse.
No, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.
Not even that bigger. Enlargement surgery is highly risky (even if this guy died of a heart attack), and only promises like 2cm in additional length. Girth increases are slightly more substantial though. It sounds like he was getting the type that is just an injection of fat in the dick, which is comparatively less risky.
The risks involved are wild. A sizable amount of doctors doing enlargements have questionable standings with their local medical boards. It’s also not uncommon to find places that are very vague about what they are adding or changing about your body, while promising extreme results. Infections, loss of function, constant erection due to the addition of harder structures, decreased sensitivity are some of the more alarming, yet not uncommon risks. As it’s an elective, specialized surgery, practices are often aggressive and manipulative in dealing with clients/potential clients. Is not unheard of for places to require multiple surgeries, when it turns out there were complications with the first one.
As if you haven’t read Great Gatsby back in school. You can’t fill the void with money, you can only escape the reality
We need to ask men if they crave gorilla dicks)
We, like you, are held to impossible physical standards.
Especially in a place where women have basically no rights.
