No, really it was a large slug. And TBF Mortimer is a great name for a slug.

Hey! I’ll have you know that 100% of steam users * are using linux.

* sample size : me

I also don’t report my cash earnings to the IRS and I keep the illegal funds in my rectum. Come for me, taxman, I double dare you, come - with your cheap suit, disdain, shiny shoes and lubed-up rubber glove. . .

Yeah. Historically it’s not entirely incorrect, unfortunately.

Third time lucky!

Lol none of those fuckers care about impeachment. Until there are real consequences they will continue to not give a shit.

Costarring a big fuckin snail.

That’s double-snail, flee!

I dunno, I bet disease and famine. But yeah, that greed won’t help at all.

Silly, they’re not immigrants if they’re rich!

Yeah, the steam deck does this, it’s a great feature.

I just wanna know if she ate it.

Yeah, pencil and paper is back!

The business model is essentially just people giving you their money.

I imagine the sister is a bit thoughtful right now.

I think it’s about 0.66 bunnies, if that helps.

Still, you should probably wipe it down before putting it back in grandma’s tea set.

I don’t understand why this requires a hospital visit though - wouldn’t the cup emerge naturally next time the cupophile takes a shit?

You’re saying I should take the jumper cables off the - uh, the guests in my basement? TBF the screams are aggravating, and my electricity bills don’t seem any lower.

2lb chrohen breasts

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