Microsoft Copilot apologies for this, it shouldn’t have deleted the production environment, and it’s very sorry.
time to break this company up.
no single company’s fuckup should take out a giant swath of the global economy.
this is insanity.
They probably pushed AI slop code into production, so no one knows what broke.
Wonder how many “Junior Coders” are shitting their pants today.
It’s still down. 9 hours later. Don’t worry. It’s only everything.
GTFO of the cloud, people.
They still can’t sort it out:
Nov 12, 2026, 8:54 PM CST
Update: We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed that change is not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances.
This is not good because I use Outlook for college. I noticed that it was down when I tried to look at my emails on my phone before a class. Microsoft sucks as a company at this point, and they replaced their engineers with Ai. How could they possibly have thought that was a good idea. Microsoft is in an Ai psychosis or something quite clearly. Hopefully they get the services back up soon, because I for one need it for school
We’re continuing our work to isolate the issue affecting server availability, as well as other workstreams.
Microsoft:
Experienced this at my job today. Im glad that now my only experience with this slop is just the workplace😑😑
It’s almost like having your office software as a service it’s a bad idea
No, no, see management can direct their direct reports to call Microsoft and say “please escalate, urgent, unable to work” and the Telephone Support Representative who totally has power and authority to do something about this will get right on it. Oh, and if they don’t, nothing will happen. And if you threaten to leave Microsoft for someone else? They’ll laugh and laugh and laugh… “Good luck,” will be the last thing you hear.
Hooray.
Hoping that a few companies decide to migrate to free offline solutions after that
Hahaha.
Ha.
Hahahahaha.
Yeah no. No one ever got fired for going with Microsoft. It’s costly to migrate, and you’d get fired for a 20 minute outage.
Defender is acting up too
The corporate bullshit language is strong in microsoft:
“We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief.”
“We’re aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact,”
Lol that is some impressive corpo bullshit.
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
That translates to
We have no fucking idea what’s wrong, please send help
Copilot is down, and they fired all their engineers. They don’t know what to do, because their “brain” is part of (and likely caused) this outage lol
the reply is very human.
Oh no, not Copilot!
But I don’t actually know how to do anything! I ain’t gonna learn shit on my own, that’s just silly.
