Where’s the guacamole?

It looks like a soggy cracker in water.

Just now figuring that out are you? You know you’re like a decade too late, right?

Think of it as your opportunity to delete social media and never return.

Super dooper intelligence.

I didn’t know England had their own Mike Johnson.

There’s some other bitch that looks even worse. She’s the wife of one of his boot lickers, and has had a botched surgery that makes her look just cadaverous.

Cosmetic Surgeon: So what kind of work did you want to get done?

Sycophant #273: I want my cheekbones doubled and my lips filled in with silicon. Not silicone, that’s too woke.

Good luck with that. We can’t get judges to force him to do jack shit because there’s no legal mechanism to do so and/or nobody has the spine for it. If you can get him though, feel free to keep him.

Only because it’s unpopular.

This reads like it was written by an AI.

Time to send your fattest journalists.

People my age tend to look older than me, because a lifetime of depression has left my face unmarred by smile lines.

LOL mine just said I had to have my parent sign it so they’d know I’d fucked it all up. Great plan bitch, now I get to have my mother drunkenly berate and scream for an hour and maybe throw something at me.

I wouldn’t say good so much as differently bad.

Accurate life pro tips.

Came here to say this.

That’s super dooper intelligence. All those rich fuckheads love SDIs.

Speak for yourself. I’ll be damned if I celebrate sportsball.