Musk’s tears sustain me.

No it’s Pennant. Like the sportsball trophy.

This walking penis needs to be catapulted into the sun.

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

I’ve always thought it cruel to have children as they’re incapable of consenting to sapient existence. Add in living in America on a dying planet, and now you’re just being deliberately cruel by having kids on purpose.

Oh hey, Jorkin DaPenis Vance made meat sounds with his word hole again. Neat.

Trump: 60 Minutes is all lies and hate!

Faux News: Yeah, that’s our thing!

The day I quit that one job. That’s it, that’s the one time.

Don’t you know that it’s elitist to know how to art? Just ask all those primitive humans arting all over cave walls for thousands of years.

And wobbly.

OP: Nothing’s better than AI art!

Me: counts fingers suspiciously

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that’s $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

The inevitable progression of insane orange logic.

Isn’t it fun to live during the downfall of an empire? I’ll bet the Brits loved it.

They need to stop using fixed values and switch to a calculation based on GDP, cost of living, inflation, and other such factors. If you do that you don’t need to keep fighting to increase it.

Hemorrhoids: Am I a joke to you?

Oh yeah, that’s some classic shit right there.

I dunno, but the devil on my shoulder wants to see one of them stumble and collapse the whole weird thing, just to see what happens.

JFC the Joker is less chaotic than the Orange Jackass.