Burn it down, end vertical videos! You’re next, meta.

And that bipod, expert gun believer right there.

Old and busted: UFOs

New hotness: drones

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China is the same way.

Anti-vaxers should have to get a brand on their faces so we all know who the hell to keep clear of.

A baker ≠ a rich CEO.

The baker works for a living, if nothing else.

Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.

Hey, if it works it works.

Anyone who believes that violence doesn’t solve anything has clearly never paid attention.

I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.

Good thing I’m vaccinated, have no kids, and have become a paranoid shut-in.

Had anyone identified the class traitor yet? Assuming they exist, that is.

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Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn’t a white male, because is the world we live in.

Warning Labels on obvious things. Like “contains dairy” on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.

So is Gremlins.