I thought wifi was on 2.4ghz, and the new ones were on 5ghz?

All I get is an error when clicking those links.

Is that why you hate the internet?

My button is broken.

Paywall

Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

Why is this not viral???

April 2024

Who’s the first guy?

Hi, Clevelander here. I have no horse in this race, but thanks for making Mamdani go from being completely unheard of from me, to now a household name due to the Streisand effect.

Thanks for letting me know who I’m voting for in 2028.

are people using their brains or what?

What? No. Seriously, are you new here? And by here I mean Earth.

I see idiots all around me. Everybody only interested in advancing themselves. But if we advanced the group, it would be better for EVERYBODY.

But we as a species are too stupid to build a society that benefits everybody.

So no. No brain use here.

That’s what I’m doing. That and screaming into a pillow most nights.

So uh…when are we fighting? Because so far all I’ve seen is an elite class that shits on the rest of us, and the rest of us take it.

Except Luigi. All praise Luigi.

Well see thats your problem. Ditch cobra and join J.I JOOOOEEEEEE!!!

Then you can be paid under minimum wage to risk your life fighting in unjust wars, only to find your government abandons you and any help you were promised for injuries or complications to your daily lifestyle as a result of your time in the service.

See? 'MURICA!

One time I was watching one of those youtube videos of stupid drivers dash cam compilations. This one driver is driving in the countryside, and flying over these hills at 90mph. He flies over one hill, goes airborn, and crashes into a fence, and then hit a cow.

The cow goes down, and suddenly this OTHER cow comes running around from out of nowhere. I thought it was funny at the time, because the cow had this real aura about him like he was running up like “STEVE!!! STEVE ARE YOU OK???”

I was just imagining that’s what the cow was doing, and it was funny to me.

Only for me to tell this same story years later, and get told “Actually, cows are very empathetic, and social creatures. That cow WAS running up to check on his friend. That’s what was happening for real.”

And I think that’s kind of cool. A cow can be your friend.

reads answer

nods

gets confused

Wait…how is butterfly NOT on LadyButterfly’s list???

Well…dammit. I came here to say this. Now I feel like I can’t say anything because it’s all been said before! What can I say that nobody has ever said before???

When you think about it, trumps time spent golfing really helps the common man.

…huh. I guess that’s something nobody has ever said before. I mean, I don’t agree with it, but it is something that nobodies ever said before.

Why is this here? Where’s Marmaduke???

Needing an ID to go online.

Would you say it’s…super easy?

Blow those up too.