Why do you think everyone was devastated when he was shot?

He bought twitter for 43 billion dollars on a goof. To him a “pile of cash” is like 3 pennies to you.

And I’m not saying this to defend him. I’m just saying that charging him money isn’t the “gotcha!” that you think it is.

No. That was one of the things being sued over.

…yeah. Thanks for explaining the joke. I’m sure blind people appriciate the description.

Subway argued in court that “Footlong” is a trademarked brand, and does not mean it’s 12 inches. Then they argued that the average consumer would KNOW this, and not be confused by these terms.

Footlong is a subway branded term for their bigger sub. Foot long is a generic term that means one foot long.

Yes, that’s real. I’m not joking. They legitimately did this. Just like Fox News argued in court that their station is NOT a news network. It is an entertainment network, presenting purely opinion based stories. As such, they have ZERO obligation for their stories to contain even a shred of truth or fact to their stories. And “Fox News” is a branded term, not relating to, or presenting factual news reports.

On a related note, would anyone like to buy “Bigger Penis Pills”? I mean, it’s just condensed sugar in tablet form. But I’ve branded it as “Bigger Penis Pills”, and selling it for $100 per pill.

New plan. Cars that run on noodles!

Wait, gas prices didn’t go up. That makes no sense…

Ok. Houses made out of noodles, and we’ll all smoke gasoline!

No. We don’t need a dictator. We don’t need you. Please die you racist piece of shit. The world won’t be better when you’re dead, because your awful presense lives on, just as reagan’s presense is still felt in our corrupt prison system. But that doesn’t mean that millions of people won’t celebrate your death the moment it happens.

I like your enthusiasm, but you’re going about this all wrong.

City council refuses the permits.

Musk does it anyways.

Nothing happens.

But hey, we blocked those permits, right?

I know that look. That turtle wants to eat some pizza, and fight crime.

Yeah, I had some teachers when I was in school that would just hand you a paper, hand you a book, and that was it.

I legitimately asked why we couldn’t just do this from home if he was just going to put on earphones and watch a portable tv.

I was told “because then we wouldn’t know if you’re cheating”.

I said “cheating how?” (The internet wasn’t a thing yet)

And he said “by looking up the information in another book”

So I said “First of all, what even is the difference between looking it up in a different book as opposed to look it up in this book? And secondly, if you think I’m too lazy to study with THIS book, what makes you think I’d study with a different book??? It’s the same process!”

And thats how I got detention.

Probably a bit more than that I’d say.

I mean, over 20 years ago we had a popular tv show called “are you smarter than a 6th grader”.

They’d bring on adults, ask them questions from 6th grade level tests, and see if the contestants could pass. It was a game show.

In an actual educated society, that sounds like the worst idea for a game show. It wouldn’t be challenging, and everyone would win.

Everyone did NOT win.

As an American, those are words I’ve not heard in a while.

Stop being right.

No…the country is CURRENTLY run by a cabal of rapists, sociopaths & pedophiles.

But not being able to sue the president was in effect long before this shit clown came to be.

I always upvote the guy who gives the archived copy link. Even if I don’t plan on reading that particular story.

…aaaaaaaand now I feel dumb for not catching that. To be fair, it’s been a hard day year for me.

Just avoid the foot lettice.

Yeah! Me too! I was going to eat that whole bag!

“Here’s a bunch of free shit, hey cool dog! Do you want the cash register before I go?”

…you think pugs are chickens?