Anyone else feel like a modern day school house rock video would just be depressing?

Instead of “I’m just a bill on capitol hill” it would be “I’m just a nazi, running and gunning the government like yahtzee!”

Hey fellas, go rape children.

No, I don’t think that I will.

God dammit. Your post made me realize the obvious answer.

Gail. You e-mail Gail.

Welp. I suck at life.

No no no. That’s not how rhymes work.

You text Lex, and e-mail a female!

…yeah, let’s see YOU find a name that rhymes with “e-mail”. Not so easy, is it?

C’mon now! Don’t do that. Don’t be that guy. Don’t be the person who thinks he’s making a funny joke, but is in fact wrong.

Everybody knows Jeffrey Dahmer targeted loners who had few if any connections, because it would be easier to prey on their lonelyness. He only killed 1 at a time, and if he waited until he had 8 bodies, the first few would have already began to rot! You gotta cook human flesh right away! Otherwise it spoils…

One time I was sitting in the living room. Kitchen is to my immediate left on the other side of the wall.

I’m watching tv, and then from in the kitchen I hear a duck. QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

I’m so confused. I don’t have a duck. Why is there randomly a duck in my kitchen at 2am???

So I jump up, run into the kitchen where I see my cat who turns around like “OH HIIIIII!!!”

No duck.

So I start looking in cabnets. In the oven. In the fridge. I walked down the hall and checked the bathroom. I checked the closet.

I looked everywhere for this duck. I’m not crazy. I heard a duck. It was very close, in the kitchen. I heard it. I know I heard it. Where did it come from??? Where did it go???

Finally I gave up. My cat just looking at me losing my shit for an hour. Just looking at me like “You ok???”

So finally I just sat back down on the couch and wondered if I was losing my mind.

…never did find a duck.

I know this doesn’t relate to your comment per se, but we’re sharing cat stories. My cat didn’t steal chicken. My cat stole sanity.

UseLinuxInsteadOf.MicroSoft

I’m on linux though. I’ll try downloading some skins when I get home though.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Thank you for your help! I’m not 100% sure what I did that fixed it, but I tried everybodys suggestions, and now it works! I also updated the main body of this post with more info.

Only when I’m not making food.

You are what you eat.