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Cake day: May 7th, 2024

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  • …I could kiss you!!! I mean, I won’t. You never gave consent to that…

    Ok. Here’s what I’ll do.

    takes a picture of your face, connects cell phone to printer, prints picture of your face, kisses picture

    What? I used the fancy glossy print sheets. I know what I’m doing! It’s not the first time I’ve had to kiss an inanimate object!

    Yeah! You see that? I am a crazy person who has difficulty expressing themselves socially! Now…do you have a gun? Don’t worry, it’s nothing crazy. I just happened to run into Adolph Hitler earlier, and I took his picture and printed it too. Now I just need a gun.

    …wait a second. If that really was Hitler walking around…why is it 2024???





  • Is this drawn by the same people who drew the Clerks animated series on ABC like 25 years ago? Damn show only aired 2 episodes, but eventually released all 6 produced episodes on dvd later.

    And, even though the animated show was in color, this comic is in true clerks style…black and white.

    But, to be fair, Dante would NEVER vote for trump, Randal wouldn’t vote, and Jay & Silent Bob would have just been in jail by 2024.