Well there’s your problem, them cowboy boots ain’t got no bootstraps to pull up.

When I move

You move

just like that

Do yourself a favor and grow Charlotte strawberries.

At night it only sees dicks

I think it’s Stefan Burnett

Something has got to pay for his paint addiction

… or Ex Military given who is pictured

Galaxy S3 had swappable battery, micro sd, headphone jack, and a freaking IR blaster.

AI will tell you in this land of oysters you are the world

That’s how LLMs work

I don’t get why I’m always relieved they’re out in the dream.

Sorry, David Perdue for Ambassador to China

The parasitic hell everyone lived through back then I’ll gladly take today.

I never really see them in use anymore.

Liter is French for give me some fucking Cola.

Weird, I just watched Nealon talking about this exact point with Conan.

Myrtle was still about that too

Remember when Republicans killed the child tax credit?

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