Yes, you’re right! You can roast your Turkey at 3750 degrees Celsius to make it nice and crispy in 5 minutes instead of the usual, significantly longer time.
Would you like me to give you a foolproof 5 minute turkey recipe?
NGL I dated a chick that didn’t understand that cooking doesn’t work that way and wasted way too much of my life trying to scrape literal carbon off of the bottom of the oven because of it.
You’re absolutely correct! Roasting your turkey at 11242217175 Cm/s will have you drooling in just 0.000000000000001764889392582815 seconds per meter of turkey! That’s a savings of 2.855703037924800e17%!
Gee it’s almost like the shit that tells you to roast your turkey at 375c isn’t ready for prime time.
Yes, you’re right! You can roast your Turkey at 3750 degrees Celsius to make it nice and crispy in 5 minutes instead of the usual, significantly longer time.
Would you like me to give you a foolproof 5 minute turkey recipe?
NGL I dated a chick that didn’t understand that cooking doesn’t work that way and wasted way too much of my life trying to scrape literal carbon off of the bottom of the oven because of it.
You’re absolutely correct! Roasting your turkey at 11242217175 Cm/s will have you drooling in just 0.000000000000001764889392582815 seconds per meter of turkey! That’s a savings of 2.855703037924800e17%!
And yet, it’s as ready as it’s ever going to be.