I did

I can’t shout loud enough for people 900 miles away to hear me

Just have a good ol’ fashioned fuck-off

They said “No.”

Right, so it’s not really an iPod Nano.

There’s not gonna be any storage on it, though at that point there could be.

Oh, so a dozen states and a nation

Oh, it’s Not the Onion.

How do I crosspost

Sometimes I do pull the source and build natives myself, just to spite these fuckers

But that’s only because I know how to fix their seventeen build errors

And then it’ll just keep happening because there is zero enforcement.

I understand what you’re saying; it’s just that what you’re saying is wrong.

“Repopulate?” Motherfucker, we’re always at peak

Might not work if it doesn’t reinforce the reader’s preexisting biases, but it’s worth a shot.

That’s what that would mean tho

Except those unreliable hunks of junk are always breaking down

TBF, it wasn’t really that widely known until he started tweeting like mad.

That is correct.

6’3½"

I don’t think he’s finished

Harvey