Every time I see people in the west mock Japan for being bamboozled by KFC into accepting chicken as part of Christmas tradition, I think of this.

Turns out people in general are just easily manipulated creatures of habit and custom.

No, seriously though.

The hilariously low joke amount from the movie is BARELY less than the actual settlement amount.

“Come on, Denny, Mark! Put on your tuxedos and let’s throw the football, huh?”

It’s pretty easy to not get caught surveiling customers.

All you have to do is… Not surveil customers.

Nothing will ever be good enough for the contrarian asshats who just want everything to burn down.

See? Who says we can’t go back to the 50s?

Get one now… Their prices are set to quadruple because of data center contracts.

“Triples that of 650 million?”. What kind of measurement is that? Just say “Almost 2 billion”. Also, which 2 billion? There’s a HUGE difference in electricity usage depending on the answer.

Did technical debt write this?

Who’s gonna lead it? You?

All these armchair revolutionaries.

That there’s a question over who owns the things you bought is already beyond dystopian nightmare.

Watched you price gouge right there with Nvidia during the crypto nightmare days.

Fuck off. The north remembers.

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Good thing they told us. Would never have figured it out from all the murder.

This is so real. Like everyone had a broom on their heads. It was full on capybara hair.

… Which they didn’t let him be part of because he was too cringe. That will never stop being funny to me. Even the slimiest, shittiest people on Earth thought he was garbage.

This? Right here?

Is what human interaction is SUPPOSED to be like.

Nothing has ever made more sense in the history of fiction than Andor’s “fuck this shit, I’m done.”