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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 天前

Y’all ain’t ready for this

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Y’all ain’t ready for this

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 天前
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  • DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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    3 天前


    “Platonic solids for my real friends and real solids for my platonic friends!” – xkcd 1645 - Toasts


    – Someone’s dream (r/thomastheplankengine, reddit frontend)

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    7 天前

    How about true-poo?

    • Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 天前

      It’s the good shit

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    That’s deep.

  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    It’s pronounced sham PAGGin

  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    How does Shamwow fit…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      I can’t argue with that.

  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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    8 天前

    Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.

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      Whats with the presentation?

      Narcissism

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      So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.

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    Vince McMahon: Shampoo when shampee walks in

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    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!

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      Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        enough cheese

        does not compute

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      gives a great tan

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    8 天前

    Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.

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    Shampoo or Realpoo

  • OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf
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    Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      beat me to it.

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    Yeah, its called American beer.

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      Shots fired!

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