Smuuthbrane

There is an open source hardware movement underway already, I’m hoping they get to large appliances soon.

It doesn’t work. It’s an optical illusion, but is so compelling that yiu hallucinate feeling the air move.

This was first used on gas stoves, which is where the term gaslighting came from.

The competitive oral fanfic is what really gets me.

Ravishing, radishing.

HOW did I miss that? I am shamed.

Shh, don’t wreck the vibe.

Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.

I’m waiting for them to get into brewing so I can crush GatorAle at my next tailgate.

Absinthe, please. Do you have sugar cubes?

Whoa, whoa now, I’m still stuck on corn.

True story, a friend and I were screwing around on Reddit joking about “beet porn” so we made a subreddit and started posting beets. I can honestly say that i was a subreddit moderator.

It might still be there.

Fool, bleach belongs in the coolant.

Go watch a few engine tear downs by I Do Cars, that will answer all questions, remove all doubts.

Don’t do this.

You’re supposed to season pistons and rods like you would a cast iron fry pan. I like to use a combination of canola and beef tallow, but a 5W20 works in a pinch.

Remember kids, a happy piston is a varnished piston. Keep those oil rings in place, make sure they’re good and solid!

You’re right, only because they suck at being cereal. It’s boxed gruel disguised as cereal.

Life?!? You’re technically correct because Life is awful with milk, but Life isn’t anything more than an ingredient for homemade Bits & Bites.

Ooh, I like that, “hyperpalatable”.

“Egregious” is also good, but I knew that one.

I’ve yet to meet a cereal that was better dry. Some came damned close (Cracklin’ Oat Bran is my fave), but still not better.

Cereal is the most delicious thing in the universe that doesn’t require anything more than pouring two things into a bowl. No peeling, heating, mixing, blending, layering, etc. Two things, in a bowl, and what you don’t use goes back in the place it came from.

Man, I had no idea the Terrible Twos could be permanent.