Smuuthbrane

I’d never insult a Muppet®️, but a muppet can go fuck themselves.

He’s halfway to being a Muppet.

Well, externally. Mentally he’s fully Muppet.

Cooperative pooping? Miss me with that, give me two face-to-face for competitive pooping.

I would give them a few more months, then they’ll be ready to grind.

You can’t make me.

Star Trek transporter sound.

Finally an OnlyFans that I can watch with my mom around.

No, it eats them, from the inside. You can tell by the dead stare and bread crumbs in their teeth.

Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.

Remember the “I Am Rich” app for $999? Same energy.

Sounds like the chorus of a song by the B-52s.

Chemtrails confirmed.

God bless you.

Sorry, I just stopped for the boobs and felt I should at least say hi.

This is a hill I will die on with you. I’ve even sent the “no hello” link to a particularly egregious offender.

That’s what a ladykiller would say.

I legit thought that was a figurine for the longest time.

FINE, “low hanging culinary vegetables”.

Actually, that does sound more accurate.

It does, but your eyes have a lot of water in them. Don’t do it again.

Better take it to the dentist, it’s got a cavity.