Pinot is stored in the balls.

Deboning has one meaning. Boning has two.

Blursday isn’t a failure to gauge the passing of the week, it’s a goal.

I’ll do your mom as a control.

Guess I’ll try both and let you know.

Better than deboning your dog, 'though…

Ancestry.com says I’m 8% raccoon. Must be on my dad’s side.

Beats? Aaaahhhh, I see what you did there.

10 piece McFish meal coming up.

I never really stopped touching myself. Best hobby ever.

Post nut clarity sanctity.

If I explicitly search for a transparent background image, there should not need to be any further filtering needed. That’s just like, my opinion, man.

That is so not the point, I shall congratulate you on your shitcomment.

EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME.

FFS figure out how to filter this shit Google.

How about a fork right now? That’d be knife of you.

I did not know I needed this until I saw it. Bravo.

Thank you for Brazilian BBQ.

I love meat without any hair.

Nice queef collection.

I would throw a fry at the window.

Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of things. We’ll start you off as Centisota and see if moving you up to Decisota makes sense.