It’s not even soapy, why would ahe want to?
Smuuthbrane
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Get it right you savagesEnglish
17·3 days agoIf anyone doesn’t want they titties imma take em off yo hands.
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The next generation of AI powered technologyEnglish
2·8 days agoI wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The next generation of AI powered technologyEnglish
77·8 days agoWhy does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We live in a society...English
11·10 days agoYou could have stopped at “ads”.
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@quokk.au•Carney tells NYT he studied risk of U.S.-led military action in Canada
3·11 days agoNot saying the US military would follow such an order, but I know 100% that the stupid shit currently squatting in the Oval Office would GIVE that order.
I guess if you wanna see a bunch of European military in Canada, that’s how you’d do it.
Yeah, I wanna hear the whole thing, honestly.
I’M APPLYIN’ I’M QUALIFYIN’ FOR FBI DESPITE HORSE DEFILIN’
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•sell me your company with five wordsEnglish
2·18 days agoMy smocks.
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•sell me your company with five wordsEnglish
1·19 days agoSend money, you get stocks.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Bane Of My ExistenceEnglish
8·1 month agoGOOD LORD.
I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.
That’s the only way to harvest the dishwasher juice.
Ok. Dented dishwasher liner coming up.
Can I turn the handles in so they fit properly?
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!English
2·1 month agoWe’ve been plenty polite. We can still be polite, but still be elbows up, gloves off.
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!English
26·1 month agoWe are Canadian, we are NASTY: No American Shit, Thank You.
I’m not sticking my dick in crazy.
But I hate that one side always gets dirty, it’s friggin’ hard to clean once it’s all stood up. Can’t they use mats when they start? SMDH
Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@lemmy.ml•Considering planting it in my garden at this pointEnglish
2·2 months agoDa Bomb suppository.
It is a little bit, we have soft water and I used too much soap. It’s hard to rinse off.
Heh. Get it?