Meanwhile, the reward for 100%ing a game in 2025 is… a ribbon on your Steam account.

By making YouTube videos, duh

Finally someone who gets me

Hey, I might enjoy an adult beverage from time to time, but I am usually not violent (except in video games).

Worth it. Sadly I can only upvote it once, but I’ll save it as a screenshot on my phone so I can cherish it forever.

Happens to the best of us…

Sucks that you aren’t even fun without it

Depends on whether you bought puts or sold them.

I eated it

Found the party pooper

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Are you saying I got my guillotine out for nothing?

Damn, what’s up with these unrealistic nutritional requirements

If she can’t take handle me at my Ani Mevushal she doesn’t deserve me at my Special Place.

It’s all sausage to me.

the packaging really hides how obnoxious these things are

No kidding. Have you ever bought a product that was upfront about its shortcomings right on the box?

We already have delivery robots under capitalism, I’m afraid you’ll have to make a better case than that.

No one said it was gonna be easy.

Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn’t think so.