I assure you the spiders would still be the most of my problems.
Kudos to you for having an open mind
I always thought that was part of the character he plays and that he’s basically joking. Some of his complaints are ridiculous, like once he said not to use a dough splitter to scoop chopped veggies. He can’t be serious about that stuff.
I’ll bite (pun semi- intended) how is it religious?
His Three Daughters. In the theater. Time and money well spent.