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10 minutes agoOkay so you know how you lose electricity in the winter?
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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
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Cake day: October 6th, 2024
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1·1 hour agoI mean… It kinda already is? Wikipedia and other sources of knowledge are free to use. Many porn sites are not.
Niether.
Lemmy is the frontman for Mötorhead.
All the episodes directed by Duchovney were like that. And that’s why they’re my favorite episodes.
3·14 hours agoAh hell yeah. Gimme some snackage!
24·14 hours ago
“Nobody even realized he was dead until the furpile dispersed.”
If it was CSI, though:
“Hold up. So because he dressed like a deer, the hunter that shot him faces zero consequences? The fuck?”
My experience may be a little different than most; the ship I was on, for the time I was on it, was not actually in service yet. I boarded in Bremerhaven 2 weeks before construction would be finished and it started making its way to Hawaii. I fell down some stairs carrying some shit on our way across the Atlantic like 2 days before we got to NYC and I was going to be out of commission for 2 months, so they let me go. The only passengers we had were some bigwigs from the company.
As for fringe benefits and perks? I was averaging 16 hour days and you don’t get days off so I didn’t have the energy to do much other than sleep by the time my shift was over. But you only work 5-6 months periods, you get room and board, and since you’re not really spending anything you earn, by the time you get off to go back home, you’d have a pretty nice sum in your bank account. I had 1 month of paid training and was only on the ship for about 3 weeks, and when I got off in NYC, I had almost $10k.
Be more fitting if it was The Father of the Trinity, instead of The Son. :P
Stomach cramps when I am not at home.
Crewman on a cruiseship. I was basically room service/janitorial. The guy who lost his hand was one of the kitchen people for one of the several restaurants onboard.
4·23 hours agoWell, you know my motto: Eat cheese, or die tryin!
11·23 hours agoInstagib is why I hate how long it takes to kill in most modern shooters. The first game of Marvel Rivals I tried, I literally glued myself to someone playing as Thor (while I was Rocket) and spent the entire game healing that one Thor while he fought the other team’s Venom and neither of them were ever close to dying.
Just 3; English, Spanish and Japanese.
1-10 was actually like the first or second lesson I had in Japanese, along with phrases related to telling time or paying for things.
if I had kids
Me: “You’re not leaving this room until you can defeat Promised Consort Radahn at level 1, naked and without a weapon.”
I volunteer to be the target at the end.
Roll that cheese into my mouth!
Just because porn made you aware of your homosexuality, does not mean it was the cause of it.
How many acorns?
At some point, it stopped being common to explain the dangers of interacting with people you don’t know online. It used to be common sense that you don’t post images or videos to the Internet because they can be used to identify and find you IRL. Now people straight up post their fucking address and phone number on their Facebook page, while simultaneously afraid of someone knowing their IP address. 🤦♂️