Hi there. Just a heads up, we don’t have any rule explicitly defining what a shitpost is. It’s intentionally kept broad. However, we do have a rule about being respectful. So, please be nice.

Mod here. Please post something against the rules so I can get that dopamine hit. This one is perfectly okay to be here.

Sorry, op. I’m locking this thread to prevent this comment section from becoming a dumpster fire.

Hi there. Sorry about that. You didn’t break any rules explicitly, it was just a preemptive move. Things tend to get pretty obnoxious when the bean nonsense restarts. I was just nipping it in the bud before it blew up again. Please don’t take this as anything personal, I have no issue with you.

It was the guy played by Don Cheadle. He turned people into fuckin trees.

Did you know that people can go on the Internet and tell lies?

I’ve been doing this forever and haven’t received a single cent.

Only the filthiest for you. Also please send me some bleach, it’s for my eyes.

What the fuck’s a mogbattle

A true fellow of culture. Just don’t trust the skull.

Oh shit, that’s an old school reference. Poor Mr. Cheeseface.

For those unfamiliar, this is from an old National Lampoons magazine.

A few years later, someone actually shot that dog.

Be nice. And in regards to your earlier comment I missed 9 months ago: there is no relevant distinction to me. Don’t denigrate anyone based on any of them. This isn’t really up for discussion.

Eh. I’m allowing it. The bar really is that low.

… What?

Op, this is the most delightful post I’ve seen here in a while. Thank you for sharing this.

Ughhhh this is terrible. Thank you.

Mod here . I found this amusing, and op is good sport, so fuck y’all I’m leaving it up. 😁

It’s just low effort posting for amusement. The less you think about it, the better.

Goddamnit. I’m gonna get sooo many reports from this post.

The worst part for me? Fuckin beans.