Look at this shit (first paragraph of body of article):

“Automatic watches are admired for their intricate mechanics and timeless appeal, but even the finest timepieces can sometimes run fast or slow. If you’ve noticed your automatic watch gaining or losing time, you’re not.”

First search result on DDG. Thank you, automatic watch expert and real person Hnin Oo Thazin. We may need a whole ass new internet.

https://mtscwatch.com/blog/why-your-automatic-watch-runs-fast-or-slow-and-how-to-fix-it

  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.caEnglish
    41·
    22 hours ago

    I think your expectations have been ruined by AI sloup already if you think that is concise. although to be fair you did not define your relative threshold for the definition/conditions of remarkable lol

    • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de
      13·
      22 hours ago

      You should read past my 1st sentence. You missed the 2nd:

      I usually get those that start at Adam and Eve or the Big Bang, eventually reach the invention of watches and never get to the point of automatic watches and their issues (or whatever specific problem I searched for).

      I meant that article is remarkably concise FOR AI SLOP.