Hole-some
Mmm, pankkake 🤤
What is that on the topleft?
Oh you sugared, post-spring youngling.
I wish I was an eclair 😩
sweet and fatty?
🤔
Ok, I guess I am like an eclair… But I meant stuffed with cream.
Just lay outside a bar for a while
Half again the length of a human hand and thrice as plump?! I question your illustrated eclair’s dimensions!
(Specifically I question where I may purchase such a one)
The Internet has ruined me.
You’re not the only one. Lemmy is where we come to be ruined together.
I’m getting the strong feeling OP is counting on that. XD
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spoiler
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Giggity
NGL I’m a sucker for an eclair.
Got me feeling a certain kinda way.
The cylinder… must not be damaged.
Got it stuck inside a mini m&m tube filled with peanut butter and microwaved mashed banana again?
Honestly my favorite donut choice
Have you never encountered a French cruller?
Unless you wanted a doughnut
Cream is stored in the eclairs.
I’m down, just don’t get it in my hair.
Two generations of gooners now believe that the batter injects directly into the pastry.
You’ve never seen an absolutely wrecked cream hole?
It literally does?
Is that a filling machine?
Well it says it fills and it looks like a machine
No, it’s a rinsing machine. It’s rinsing the inside of those cream puffs with pastry cream
For those who don’t get it, OP image shows the typical animated cum shot misconception that the ejaculate is pushed directly into the uterus, forcing its way through the cervix. This does not happen the way it’s shown. The ejaculate is deposited just outside of the cervix, and the only the sperm swim through the cervix. It’s important to understand this because some might come to the wrong conclusion that if they don’t cum at full insertion, then the woman won’t get pregnant. Not true. Sperm cells can swim the entire length of the vagina, and up through the cervix.
The ejaculate, everything that comes out, is not all semen. Semen makes up a small part of the ejaculate. Sperm are not semen, sperm are individual cells that make up, by volume, a tiny amount of the semen. A typical ejaculation contains about 100 million microscopic sperm cells.
In very rare instances, some ejaculate might enter the uterus through the cervix. But, one of the purposes of the cervix is to separate the sperm from the ejaculate.
NSFW
This is wrong:
I thought they bake the cake around the filling?
Not all fillings can be baked, whipped cream for example is injected after baking
Now I’m both hungry AND thirsty. T_T
