All I could think of when she kept saying “sports”

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QjL7D33xpS4

How the housing market is. I don’t care if a family got slaughtered in there if the price is reduced because of it. As long as the house didn’t kill them, I don’t see an issue.

The coyote is a lost soul, forever damned to a meaningless chase in a landscape of indifference.

He stands before a rock wall where he has painted a vision of paradise at the end of a tunnel. He reaches out, but his paw strikes only the harsh, unyielding rock of reality.

Moments ago, the Road Runner appeared and, with a casual, indifferent grace, sprinted into the painting. The bird vanished into a dream that the coyote is forbidden from entering. Meep… meep…

Then comes a package from ACME. Inside the box lies a single pistol. The coyote lifts the weapon, spins the chamber, and raises it to his temple with a pained sigh of relief.

Tears flow down his face like waterfalls of sorrow. He stands now at the veil of this world. No more failures. This is how the coyote wins: he simply refuses to play this cruel, twisted game.

He pulls the trigger. Nothing.

The coyote opens one eye to find a tiny, mocking flag that reads “BANG!” He remains paralyzed by the absurdity of his own existence, knowing that in this vast, echoing wasteland, the only thing more certain than hunger is the cruelty of the joke.

Nor but, yah but, nor

Soylent Green

Beautiful starter home for someone with vision and a background in 1500s stone masonry

Same, I just recently had someone offer me a Buick Lasabre for cheap. I was very excited until they said it was a 2003 😑

Reliable sure, but man did the '00 models look gross. Go back 10-20 years from that ugly thing to these beauties and it would have been a deal.

It gets to keep 25% of the bugs he catches. You get to eat the other 75%.

Any changes to the web will void it’s deposit and you get to eat 500 of it’s bugs to repair any damage.

Utilities are not included. There will be a 5 bug charge for each droplet of water it drinks from the faucet. Even though it lives near WiFi, there is a hookup fee and monthly cost of 25 bugs.

If it is late on monthly bug payments for more that 1-week. You get to eat it’s web and all the bugs. The spider will be taken outside on a paper towel or in a cup and left on the nearest leaf.

Implement those and you’ll eat like a king!

America and Canada need to get that rash looked at.

Next time If there is a dog or cat there, just hang out with them. Better company sometimes.

Based in Ohio https://mrhero.com/

Small exposure?! What a whimp. Bro I’m virus maxxing. I get blood infusions from my sick homies and than let them throw up in my mouth.

I’m so sick now bro, you can’t handle this. Im going to be immune to everything, viruses can’t infect dead organs.

I wear sleeveless shirts. Got to show some of that side moob.

But it’s still fun to drive around town.

Har har ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Everything gets clearer afterwards and see what a mess you made.

Couple more generations they’ll have a dress made of medals

If it was real. There would be overweight Deadpools, methed out Harley Quinns, various Plague doctors, obligatory furries, a sea of weebs, and the random spin off comic character no one remembers but the dude wearing it is dying to tell you about it.

I did see a 7ft tall drag queen Beetlejuice once in fishnets with platform heels waiting at the snack station with me. That was actually awesome, wish I got a picture.

Comic cons are just excuses to dress up outside Halloween.

Interesting 🤔

P.S. I like how my dumbass just kept reading and got confused why Bedouins eat bones.