If your lute is shedding, you need better lacquer on it.

Junior’s not his type. Now, Ivana on the other hand…

my king

Mewstorize me!

Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!

And hair gel.

I guess we’ve found the person with the Mitch McConnell kink.

He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.

I remember in the 80s when conservatives wanted to bomb Iran. I remember in the 90s when conservatives wanted to bomb Iran. I remember in the Aughts when conservatives wanted to bomb Iran. I remember in the Teens when conservatives wanted to bomb Iran.

Conservatives have been wanting to bomb Iran for a long time now. Not everything is about the Epstein files.

But was he actually cured, or did he instead just get better at hiding his compulsion?

Well, just for blocking me, I’m blocking you. In fact, I’m double blocking you! NyahNyah! ;P

Cards against Humanity put out an answer card that was just the Zardoz image with no words, and in our games whoever played that card as an answer automatically won that hand.

He didn’t quit acting just because the movie bombed. Him and the director had such epic fights on the set of the movie, that BOTH of them quit Hollywood afterwards.

Wait. There are eldritch horror playlists?

“No Capes!”

Yeah, but hopefully the teasing they get from the other kids over this convinces them how stupid their dad really is.

The Count of Monte Cristo sandwiches would like a word with you.

I find it interesting that between these 2 guys, we have four first names, Anthony, Jake, Joshua, and Paul.

Powdered.

Best 80s movie ever, even if it wasn’t made in the 80s.