“You might want to get a pot of coffee going, we’re going to be here all night.”

Way better than marshmallows!

“The Stanford marshmallow experiment was a study on delayed gratification in 1970 led by psychologist Walter Mischel, a professor at Stanford University.[1] In this study, a child was offered a choice between one small but immediate reward, or two small rewards if they waited for a period of time.”

The joke is that in this version of the experiment, the child isn’t being tested, the marshmallow is. And in this case, the marshmallow has decided to eat this one child instead of waiting until later, when it would have been allowed to eat two children.

Patrick McDonnell works in a very traditional comic strip style. He’s heavily influenced by George Herriman (Krazy Kat), and other cartoonists of that era.

Try to look like you might have cocaine on you.

(Sorry man, I got nothing 😔 )

a human rice cooker

In another time, another place, they could be magnificent!

Or from the window to the wall.

What’s an ass bong?

🎶 And I’m never gonna dip again,
Guilty nugs have got no rhythm 🎶

“And my kids don’t ever call and it’s all your fault, you damn hippies.”

My neighbor’s pool is looking like a liquid tree, nobody’s writing articles about him.

Instructions unclear, installed Liquid Swords.

Take your fiber and probiotics, son.

Well, I know when I’m not needed.

To tiny El Salvador!

It’s a process known as junior high.

'sup.

You may enjoy the films of Neil Breen!