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Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
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🎵I was looking for a job and then I found a job,
🎵Heaven knows I’m miserable now,
Same job for 12 years ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Requiem For A Dream


I wish I could laugh at this, but I’m just not feline it today.
Rumor has it that Jim Davis has many uncredited “assistants” that help produce the daily strips these days. My guess is at the very least they pitch jokes to use in the strips, which might lead to the kind of “writers’ room” mediocrity that we see in modern Garfield. But I’m probably overthinking it.
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
I’m not old enough to see naked bunnies 🫢
Those do look pretty tight.
All this time I thought I was a freak, but I’ve never in my whole life done ANAJ.
Stop! Stop! It’s super effective!


“Doom asks you to consider if RICHARDS would give free healthcare.”


Be hind the door is… ANOTHER DOOR
Excellent!