• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    Well I might be a fattie freaky weirdo beardo, but I saw you lift weights and, well, that’s it.

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    7 hours ago

    And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration

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    8 hours ago

    Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.

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      Also, basically every other role that’s not basic infantry… including spec-ops who are allowed to have beards to operate clandestinely.

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      As the old saying goes. A plane crash returning from a furry convention would put the software and cybersecurity industries back decades.

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    Ffs… Beardos? Pete just can’t grow a beard because he’s not fucking man enough. How is it manly to engage in purely cosmetic rituals to make one look more child-like daily?

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      And some people in the military have a no-shaving order from the medic because shaving irritates their skin.

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    9 hours ago

    Because when you are losing a war, the sort of facial hair you have really matters. Reality doesn’t back them up, so they have to go for crass appearance. Not “weak” my ass.

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        given the rifle, probably an anti-armour sniper… basically, spend a few days in a hole in your own piss to put a fist-sized hole in a vehicle a couple km away

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    Yeah no trans people means your dumb ass just crippled military intelligence.

    Also aren’t special forces super into having beards? I’m glad if we’re cutting back on them, especially the seals, the psycho bastards. And of course he’s a weirdo himself

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      It’s a dog whistle. Everyone who’s been in the army with an ethnically mixed population knows many black people (think West African mostly) have severe skin issues if they shave fully. I had two guys in my section (so I assume more in the company but I can’t recall) with exemptions and, of course, they were black.

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      The military started banning beards in WWI because they don’t work with gas masks (RIP cool civil war beards). They were only allowed again during the global war on terror because American soldiers were basically jealous of Afghani fighters’ full beards. Type of shit that’s too goofy to make up

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        Your first part is correct, but the beard permissions began with medical and religious waivers.

        As for how it became a thing beyond that, I’ve heard it began with nobody enforcing uniform regulations on the special forces.

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    11 hours ago

    He definitely goes to Turkish bathhouses and sucks dick.

    It’s like 4chan… Used to be a fun place to talk shit and look at regular porn… then all the right wingers took it over more every board is full of whining about Christianity and every porn board is full of trans and gay porn…

    Right wingers ruin everything.

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      Regular porn? It’s creator is a lolicon what the hell are you talking about.

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      reminds me of voat. for a while the site was doing very well taking in those tired of Reddit. and it was pretty great. and then Reddit banned the most rascist subreddits and voat was suddenly full of christians. strange coincidence lol