If this is the actual rationale, I will collect someone’s ankles

“Here you are once again, staring at tilted windmills.”

“They’re swastikas, Jeff. No one heils a windmill.”

This might genuinely lead to US involvement. Increased quality of life will lead to a reduction in cheap labor and increased cost to manufacture. Mexico has served as a pseudo-slave class for the US for ages, and as their economy transitions, major economic waves in the US will tear entire industries up.

I’m excited for Mexico. Hope this helps make the world a better place for all and that no one fucks this up for them

I don’t even want trump prosecuted anymore because wanting and not receiving feels psychologically harmful. Now I just want normalcy but I expect nothing but a move toward antivax natalist theocracy in the US. Presently planning to permanently move to another country when the option becomes available. Fuck this place

You act like you’ve never stared at a teenager’s ass. I used to spend hours doing it. Hell, I think some of them even liked when I looked at them. Mind you, this was way back when I was a teenager. I couldn’t help but double up the joke, but worse.

Could you imagine if this is what causes the US to finally go all-in on electric?? I mean, it won’t because petrol companies own the government, but I’d still like to fantasize

How dare you hurt that poor sweet baby! Everyone knows that hallways, door frames, and kitchens are made for lounging!

Trust me, keep it that way.

In certain ways, maybe. I can’t see eye to eye with some people on what constitutes a genocide, for instance. But there comes a point where it’s apparently either satire or a an objectively crazy user. It’s equally apparent who this split Is apparent to, on this open source communist Linux forum.

It’s my personal belief that lemmy at large is simply too experientially limited to recognize online satire outside of incredibly specific examples. Mostly meme templates. And there’s nothing wrong with that, but it is a little frustrating for me, personally.

And 4 years on, I still can’t figure out whether it’s because of neurospiciness or divergent interests. Linux? 471 communities. Writing? 2 and the mods of the second one abandoned their accounts years ago

For you

this time

Hmmmmm

“opinions” formed from a mix of stolen books and movie scripts, terminally online shutins and fanfic writers, and politics comment sections cannot be considered a holistic look at humanity.

We’re absolutely going extinct. I’m out of hope at this point.

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

I mean, this isn’t a comparison of irl vs a fictional utopia, this is a comparison of fictional utopias.

This comment tells me that the propagandists have won. I hate the modern internet so bad. There was a golden moment where google was functional and morally ambiguous, information was reasonably high quality, and bots just wanted your credit card information.

Finally, I can take a walk without honkers slapping me in the face

Oh, I’ve understood that for ages. Back when India was trading the record for hottest pepper, you’d find dozens of videos of folks eating them. Some died from aspiration. Others from swelling in the gut. I take it seriously.

we discuss an unusual exposure of capsaicin to the vaginal mucosa with successful treatment.

Before I read any further, I’d just like to point out my supreme confusion at how a respirator might help in this situation. I first imagined a patient in an urgent care being prescribed a respirator to treat their nightmarish groin pain.

Edit: by god, they must have been screaming from the speculum. I nearly audibly screamed as I read through this. What fresh, undeserved horror this person lived through.

You’ve touched a bush. You now owe a raccoon 8 trillion leaves.

It can still get to be more than a little aggravating being in forever debt