claimed “he can find a cure for the condition by September.”

Is it camping? Oh boy do I hope it’s camping!

Tried this for a bit. My body did not appreciate the amount of oil going into me. Delicious, though!

The elites don’t want you to know this but divergent denominations are free, you can make as many as you like. I have 458 ps2s.

Now, the hard question. Do you think that he would be better or worse? 2/1 odds either way~~

Everyone, it’s working! Don’t let up!

The trick to it is that you use twice the garlic, but hold half of the garlic until the last few minutes of cooking. If you have sensitive bowels, add them 5+ minutes before the dish is finished. 3 minutes before it’s finished, if you’re feeling secure.

Time till catastrophe. Hegseth managed a catastrophic failure after sending battle plans to his friends and family. He stayed in office long after a major unforced fuckup, but that was someone else’s fuckup and therefore not counted in Hegseth’s competence.

2/1 both ways. While he sits on the left side of the bell curve, so do the people hiring him. Taking bets, taking bets

Taking bets on whether they’ll be more or less incompetent. Taking bets

The site seems legit enough. Honestly a flip of a coin whether this is a scam or not, given tariff troubles. But a 50/50 shot is far higher than I’d like.

They wont respond. Partly because this is spam and partly because they were banned.

Rule of law’s out, fellas. Bring out the industrial meat grinder.

A dying gasp collected from the old internet.

So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.

Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself

And women also love makeup, so be sure to come ready to emulate it! You can practice in the mirror, covering your face with your hands to learn how to produce the look you’re going for. And grasp tight! No one likes it when makeup slips!

that meme deserves to come back

We had the chance to upvote this heavily without leaving any comments, but we blew it

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez sold out the US on another important vote at some point in the recent past. Her name was unique enough to remember. Are the other three also habitual free agents?

The comic started after 8 consecutive minutes of the cat bapping the bill back through the hole