We had a serious hot air balloon/power line accident here in Texas 2016, and I met some first responders who were at that scene. For many of those responders it was the worst scene they’ve ever encountered. Sixteen people died. Anyway, sorry to bring down this shitpost
“A shocking rise to power lies in your future.”
Smh I don’t want lies, I want truths
What if I were to tell you its lines of power.
Lines? Now how is power related to cocaine? That’s silly
The Hot Air Balloon Accident is actually a symbol of change, not necessarily bad.
“What does it say then?”
“You’ll go through a big change in how alive you are…”
You’re gonna die but you’ll be happy about it
Similar vibe:

Shouldn’t there be two?
The Tower of Love
it’s a curious thing. makes one man fall out of a tower, makes another man fall out of a tower.
Baby, if this is love, I’d rather be single
Changed into a blackened husk.
It lets you turn one glass card into tempered glass. You still get the multiplier but now it won’t break
Can I buy a couple tarot packs?
The weird thing is that’s not even a tarot card. It just showed up when you did.
Is that good?
Happy cake day!
¿Good that is
You get a cake next to your account name on the yearly anniversary of the day it was registered.
Plot twist: it was upside down
It means you’re in for a shocking surprise! If it were inverted it would signify the shock sends you down a dangerous path… Head first.
Change is a pun, you
Surely she must have meant ley lines because they’re all hot air.
Stupid sexy air
Quite the tower you got their malm











