This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

I would like if the sports communities were more active, with game threads and post game threads and highlights

Had to make sure you don’t take the last parking spot

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

I declare bankruptcy

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

Workout timer that wants a subscription