“Very close to”
Wow much spiritual
It’s like a draft. He has been trying out a number of deities.
He’s getting bored with torturing animals and he’s out of classmates.
Insert Murderface “it’s all the same!” rant.
Ohhhmmmmmmrrreligioooonnnnnn
I was thinking Benny from The Mummy.
Probably waiting for the time it’ll make him the most money.
What a weird way to phrase that
Jesus just needs to take him out to a nice meal and give him a little road head and he’s on lock.
C’mon Jesus you can do it!
It usually takes a bit more than that to bribe a Trump. Admittedly, not much more.
He’s a trump. So it’s a given.
Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame
Uhh……… Wut
You shall find salvation in the LORD, SINNER! 🤪 🔪 ✝️
my LORD is a crab and flies through outer space hosting little dinners at which they serve tea
i don’t expect salvation i expect crumpets
Religious fanatic
And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones …
oh …
then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink “the green blood”, a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.
Kalima! Kalima! Kalima!
Hot
As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I’ve tried to! There’s still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.
I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.
Maybe. He’s still young though and has an entire lifetime ahead of him to repent and change, it’s at least worth hoping for.
DJT already helped him grift his first few hundred million, he had no chance of having a normal life.
only MARY trump seem to have escape from the trumps.
I don’t believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It’s not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he’ll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.
In the absolute Pollyanna sense of “there is always hope, nobody’s beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true” sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says “he probably deserves to die” is really looking like he’s got something to say
Is it a given that he was sexually abused by his father and his friends too ? I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case.
No, Trump had Ivanka for that.
melania likely shielded barron from trumps influence until 17yo.
kai trump his grand daughter already is grifting, barron dint have a chance.
He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.
Combine that with “I raped a bunch of women in high school for funsies” vibes
How is his face so punchable
Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it’s probably just genetics.
He’s on the rim, circling
Does anyone in this family have any redeeming qualities?
Trump’s dad has since 1999
Arguably that’s what began this whole debacle.
Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but “never being good enough for Dad” is a pretty common one.
I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: “We’re here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump’s father”.
He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.
Thanks a lot Seth
If there were good people in Trump’s family, they’d disown him
Exhibit A: Mary
And she wrote a book!
His older brother Fred Jr. He was indeed disowned when he decided to be an airline pilot instead of taking over the family business.
Computer says no 🙂↔️
I haven’t heard anything about Tiffany every, so shes a solid maybe?
Nah she was at his side at the UFC thing before the one at the white house. She’s just the least visible one.
They all have one, they will die at some point.
I wish some of them would prove it…
Jesus was pretty specific about how a person should become his follower. He said that you have to give away all of your possessions to follow him.
That was Jesus the Jew. They follow Jesus the Capitalist.
Turn water into wine all day and sell the lot.
Shortly after, he’ll be announcing the start of his political career…
Fuck that, let him go be emperor of Mars
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90% of me doesn’t give a shit. But I admit there’s 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the “dumbest goddam student I ever had” gene.
Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son
Why would he give a shit?
DJT, himself, is drinking the flavor aid, and is worried he may not go to Heaven.
I wonder what people call him? Surely nobody says Barron. What a stupid fucking name. I want to believe he goes by the name Barry, or Baz.
Robert Barron
Many people don’t know this but the “t” in Robert is silent when followed by Barron. It’s comes from an old American tradition of redistributing wealth to the most wealthy.
They all call him Ronnie
why do all nepo babies look the same?
do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?
Royalty used to, and I’m not saying they don’t but they used to.
I have some connection to hometown of a particular “eastern european nepo bride”. I think he has mother’s eyes and thus looks like a familiar face to me.
Imagine being named after your dad’s phony name when he crank called radio stations.
Prank?
Is this the same Baron Trump whose mom was upset that people talked about him online?
