The dope has her DOPE taped to the sunshade on her optic, so at least numbers were crunched and she wouldn’t be shooting completely blind.

Modern Trojan horse

The briefing theme from Descent.

Hey now, modern semi-automatics have much larger capacity and can be reloaded quicker for the quantity of transphobes you’re likely to encounter.

Lloyd’s first conversation with Mary in Dumb and Dumber. Should be required viewing in driving schools.

I wish they enforced that more in my area.

Vaporizing fascism in NYC proved too difficult to architect and resource. Downgraded to moderate violence.

I’m going to pop this balloon, but I’m not going to tell you when! Does this stress you out Jen?!

Gotta do the whole arm for “the stranger”

Would’ve been a mastermind had she succeeded, now she’s just a dumb bj criminal. She’s sullied the reputation of good bjs.

So those “bones” in roasted duck i get from my local Chinese place were microchips all along? Bastards!