Using a gun with a 25’ effective range

Translation: I know fuck all about shotguns beyond what I’ve seen in movies and video games.

I’m aware. My point stands.

This assumes there is an exact 1:1 ratio of male to female snakes, which is almost certainly not the case.

To OP and others giving similar answers; ok, so you take control of the person…

Do you actually know how to do the things you say?

Using OP as an example, do you know how to use those hacking tools? Do you know how to go about hacking everyone’s phone? Because otherwise the only thing you’ll have access to for a minute is whatever is in arms reach of said NSA agent.

I would argue that, rather than 6 months, you should really wait until after you’ve spent a winter in it. Lots of things that might seem odd during warmer months suddenly make sense when everything is cold, icy, and freezing.

A bit fucking late for that, don’t you think?

Republicans: Sure! Let’s just file this under “To be shredded and laughed at while doing it”.

Loved this show. The theme song still pops into my head occasionally.

Anyone who is able to get themselves elected to office should under no circumstances be allowed to lead. They’re all corrupt. Every, single, one of them. It’s not a result of being in power, it’s a requirement.

Adding on to this, the easiest way of implementing this habit is to keep a bag of floss picks at your desk. Seriously, I don’t even think about flossing anymore, I just do it when I’m bored or have an idle moment. My gums have never been healthier!

Why do you presume this is about Americans?

American tourists are much less common in Thailand than English or Australians.

What fans said that? Seriously, all these articles and posts seem like the most pathetic form of copium.

“Oh boy, his supporters must really be feeling bad now right? Right?!” Wrong. His supporters are not having second thoughts. They’re not regretting their choices. They aren’t feeling betrayed. They are overjoyed, and the constant attempts to reframe that as some Leopards-eating-faces schadenfreude is the stupidest thing I’ve seen all year, and I watched the run up to the election.

All these fucking posts are either based around like 1-2 tweets from no-name people, obviously fake accounts, or the worst; obviously made-up anecdotal stories from leftists, desperate to feel good about themselves, about how some right-winger in their life suddenly regrets all their choices. “Oh my racist uncle is a farmer and he’s really feeling betrayed by Trump now. He’s sooooo mad and-” Fuck off. No he’s not. You haven’t talked to your estranged uncle in years and have no idea what he’s feeling if he even exists.

Miserable leftists desperately pretending that right-wingers are regretting their vote and secretly feeling as miserable as them. Grow the fuck up. They aren’t regretting things. They won, and they’re happier than pigs in shit about it.

Here let me fix the headline for you:

US Senate to vote will vote no on Bernie Sanders-led effort to stop arms sales to Israel

There. That way people won’t get the wrong impression, like that any of this fucking matters.

I thought it was kind of interesting until the 50 page long rant that John Galt has where he explains why greed and selfishness is good, but all his arguments only work within the bubble of the made up, fantasy society that Rand created. I don’t know how anyone could read that and come away thinking “Boy, this sure is relative to modern society. I better base my whole ideology off of it!”