Somehow, I don’t think a Toyota would enact transphobic laws, so it’s a step up.
Watery tarts distributing swords is no basis for a government!
I don’t know I say give the truck a chance
It only needs to last longer than a lettuce.
Probably better than if it were King Silverado.
Nah. King Silverado is well known for his persistent lack of reliability.
Lord F350 is prepared to step up.
I don’t think they sell those in England…
Didn’t know we had a king
Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Yeah. Top Gear already declared this in the Hilux episode.
The whole thing was a triumph of human engineering.
When is started on the beach, I cheered. When it pulled into the studio under its own power, I cried.
Sure, maybe as a species we can put a golf cart dune buggy on Mars. But we can also make mechanical things so durable they can be pulled out from the ruble of a collapsed building and still work.
They tried so hard to kill it too
They broke it in half and it still ran.
They cracked the frame and THE BODY HELD THE FRAME TOGETHER.
Long live King Toyota
He who controls the Toyota controls the universe.
Still a better king than the self-appointed king of America.
Still a better ruler than many.
Need to wrap the chain around a tractor tire to act as a pulley. Gotta pull up, not sideways.
If the soul of Britannia allows it, then you probably just need a few degrees of angle.
I wonder what’s the first policy Truck-kun will introduce.
all pedestrians shall be isekaied
Wish they had used a cybertruck because that would have ripped it in half instead of making it king.









