QuickBooks is for when you’re getting fucked by the IRS.

Rookie mistake with coloring books. Even if something is suppose to be all black, make it line art so there’s white space.

If Susie wants a purple Darth Vader, let her have a purple Darth Vader.

Make the Stormtroopers behind him dead.

A guy did this to Google for years until he was caught.

He just sent fraudulent invoices to Google’s billing department for small amounts and they just paid them on sight without thinking about it.

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/25/706715377/man-pleads-guilty-to-phishing-scheme-that-fleeced-facebook-google-of-100-million

The counter is lava.

“Don’cha wanna Hanta Hanta?”

AKA the Nova Corp Captain in Guardians of the Galaxy, AKA Big Daddy in Sing?

Probably not.

I had to rewatch the scene to make sure I wasn’t imagining things, but I remembered correctly.

He crushes the coal into a perfectly symmetrical, cut diamond.

As a bonus but of trivia I had forgotten, George Reeves’ Superman did the same fucking thing in the 1950s TV series!

I love the original movie run’s aesthetic, especially the music, but FUCK are they stupid as dirt sometimes.

Hi Lex.

Or is this Otis?

That guy looks like he wants to talk to me about my flair.

Like a dead bug.

“Take us to your cornholio!”

The day the blink tag was removed from the rendering engine was the day we lost our way.

“Put my hands up!
They’re playin’ my song.
The butterflies fly away…”

Would you rather fight one horse-sized upvote or 100 duck-sized downvotes?

POV: You’re in a Chipotle.

Might need to slightly alter your username.

At least they’re consistent.

I expect them to wrecking ball the Lincoln Memorial next.

Brazil couldn’t even keep an indoor Olympic pool from turning green. It’s apparently very hard.