When one backdoor closes, three more open.

Kids these days, no dedication to the craft.

”Welcome to the shitpost, it’s a shitpost,

Welcome to my shitpost. Gimme upvotes!”

The Chaplin immediately tries to leave the confessional, but the parishioner has already locked the door from the outside.

“So, most people like to start with the Batman movies…”

googles the character

Yup, she was 16 in the first movie.

Also she stayed married to Prince Eric and had a kid? I… didn’t need to know that.

At least one overly-proficient monkey.

The voice change was a bit of a step down.

Spotify: downloads songs

Me: plays downloaded songs

Spotify: buffers for five full seconds

Me: PRAY TELL WHAT FOR?!?

“Oh god, not this shit again.”

45 minutes later

“But WHY does Abigail have to go to the nunnery? She didn’t do anything wrong!”