If anyone wants the context of that chapter it is saying [paraphrase] …“Jerusalem is like a prostitute who…etc etc”
verse 4 talks about the two sisters being metaphor for people groups/ lands of Samaria/Jerusalem. Verses 11-14 make it clear that verse 25 (in da meme above) is talkin about Jerusalem specifically being a hoe looking for donkey dick and big loads.
I must have descended from the people described.
Oh my dude you gotta read about Lot and his daughters
Also she couldn’t quite handle a full horse dick, but still wanted to drown in cum.
Men writing women.
If it was a woman writing a woman it would be a billionaire half man half horse who was into BDSM and gifted her a Hermes bag after every session.
The billionaire used to be a hockey player and still has obliques, but his belly has just started to fill out.
Ezekiel no hornyposting on main ✋✋✋
#menwritingwomen
Incels are not exactly a modern invention.
The church: “let’s give a copy of Songs of Solomon to children. That’s a perfectly normal and responsible thing to do.”
Damn gurl, you got dem deer titties.
The phrase “twin gazelles” is a core memory for me.
From American Television: “Ezekiel saw a wheel. This is the wheel they say he saw”. I think it was from Project Bluebook.
Just when u think u got that donk handled, boom, blasted with a horse amount of emissions
The fact that he could make a comparison meant Ezekiel knew how much a horse cums.
And I don’t know whether to be impressed or terrified.
Ezekiel also knows a lot about the comparative size of horse and donkey cock.
People were a leetle more connected to livestock than today.
hmmmm is that a ironic beastality joke?
Didn’t start that way but it is now!
Ezekiel connected them dry bones… and a few wet ones
the dream
Don’t threaten me with a good time
23:25 gets really dark
Because it’s almost midnight?
For those who haven’t read it, what’s the tl;dr?
Even the image passage is fucked. She was raped by the Babylonians and wouldn’t look at them. Instead she dreamed of when she was younger and with men like above.
Sky daddy threatens to make a woman rip off her own boobs.
I mean… There’s a lot more than that as well, but google it if you want to see how messed up it is.
Because of course the incel edgelord made the “omnipotent” character in his book say that. It was his own personal slasher-fic to get back at her.
I just now realized, so many people take the books at face value, but there wasn’t a single editor, so each author of their own book, was able to write things from their own perspective and make Mr sky daddy, say or do whatever they wanted because no one was checking it.
And people take this as “gospel” and fact of what should be used as guidance!
“I will direct my jealous anger against you, and they will deal with you in fury. They will cut off your noses and your ears, and those of you who are left will fall by the sword. They will take away your sons and daughters, and those of you who are left will be consumed by fire.”
23:20 is the best time to dream about donkey dicks, I suppose.
Basically, she was a real MAGA Man.
If it wasn’t for their hatred crashing grindr every time they go to a red hat convention, it wouldn’t be funny.
(Also donkeys have like. No stamina.)
