He smells the ghosts in your walls.

El Hombre.

Well, hopefully Timmy gets tired and quits the gaming industry.

When you put something back together and end up with spare parts.

“I’ll show you something to be hungry about!”

Is this how you find out you’re color blind?

Because, from my limited understanding, mobile gaming is bigger than any other platform. So, apparently, most people don’t feel like that’s true.

That made it worse!

[Michael knocks on stall door]

Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?

[Michael knocks again]

Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole.

[Michael doesn’t leave]

Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you.

[unsheathes knife, opens door]

Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…

From the moment you understand the weakness of your flesh…

A lot of them sell items underweight or won’t stock specific items advertised as being on sale until the sale ends as well.

And of course, “Hello, I am sauce.” -soy sauce

He does love his AI.

I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.

You can tell he really made it himself.

“Some day I’ll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords.”

Johnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII