Did he get that “cat” from the same dealer who sells shitty grade copper?

Why Nederland? Kyiv would be a more logical place.

Facefuckingpalm. Ok, whatever.

The Bond market is even more junk. SpaceX is doing at least something, while the bond market is just moving money from one pocket to another without producing anything at all.

Pan troglodyte, huh?

$40 is very expensive by Ukrainian standards. 400-600 dollars is a median salary here. For more there will be literally zero sales.

Cool fan! Or is it fly swatter?

Nice. Looks much better than before.

BMW drivers: So left or right? I can’t turn both!

If you want I can provide you with an archive. But it doesn’t work even through wine nowadays, so some tinkering with Win 3.x is needed.

Russians won’t starve. It is almost impossible in the XXI century.

Why would anyone want WinRar nowadays when we have better open-source alternatives? I’m also disappointed a bit about your disappointment!

You should buy in bulk: this show is going to last a few more years.

Make rar, not war!

The less AA left, the more AA is vulnerable :)

Gasoline is poisonous and smells funny anyway. Farmers should use donkeys instead. They smell funny too, but at least are not poisonous.

The title is so nonsensical that no way I would click on this link

Phone? No. But the CEO’s yacht is.

Import emus who will eat algae and then nuke the White House to get rid of emus. Problem solved!

Somalia representatives: Eh? We came to talk about piracy, not about customers’ rights!