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Jokes on you, I picked rock.
Like, I don’t know how much that surgery costs if you get it done by a doctor, but like, if you’re trans, and that’s something you want to do, that is a hell of a deal.
I was thinking eunuchs but I like the way you think
Ok but why is it written on a headstone?
Its not a headstone its the ball removal stone. You put your balls up on it and they wack it with a club until they are removed from you.
Oh, das Eierschaffot
Have you ever seen the fallout of someone having their balls removed with a golf club?
Hint: it leads to a headstone…
Ahhh so it’s warning by example
What a pointless, useless, historically racist excuse for a ‘sport’. Some kid scooped a few hundreds worth of titleists from their ponds and the course is pissed they didn’t get a cut. the whole thing is wretched.
“What if we took up acres of land to be put to no use other than entertaining rich people, planted non native grass which requires more water than this region gets, and then got super fucking entitled about who got to enjoy the land?”
Okay, it’s good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we’re all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C’mon people, grow up!
Why do I have urge to collect golf balls on that course?
Ladies, it’s your turn
That’s someone’s fetish, ain’t it?
…da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Robert “Bobby Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.
How do they prove you didn’t bring the balls?
‘Anyone collecting money from the fountain shall have their money removed’
… and balls
I knew there was such a thing as slicing your shot in golf, I didn’t know it meant that!
Someone needs to maintain equilibrium in this crazy chaotic universe
