Cries in DC.

Just a regular Monday for Nicolas Cage.

You referring to the pastor or Trump?

Our whole foods used to have a dispenser like this with the different varieties of toilet paper they sold.

Just cover it in asbestos for insulation and to keep the lead away.

Isstill can’t figure out why discord has a new update every other day. I’ve never seen software this needy before.

The handful of cruises I’ve been on you pass through CBP immediately after getting off the ship.

Get one that has a kazoo built in.

She has the best pies.

Brotato

S and X.

It’s a birb going fishing

Just use caution if you feel both hands on your shoulders.

The best pizza is from 911-867-5309

Curtains.

Seems like a waste to me.

Truly unprecedented times.

Haven’t we all?

And then a social media campaign about how good it tastes.

I’d do it for a Ford.