dont ducks try to gangrape a female duck.
i think capybara, koala, or sloth would be more better.
Koalas are literally smoothed brained and have chlamydia. Like they are so stupid that they don’t even recognize eucalyptus leaves (their favorite food) if the leaves aren’t hanging on the tree and you put the leaves on a plate in front of the koala.
AFAIK koalas are rapists too. Living in the wild is brutal for every being, really
Plot twist: He’s reincarnated as a duck in a duck farm.
Meh, still better.
GOALS
If you secularize the idea of rebirth, removing any idea of cosmic justice, all you have is a hypothetical naturalistic process. What you’ll be reborn as will depend on what’s being born, and the odds don’t look so great.
“You’re being reincarnated.
Roll the D100.”
Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.
There’s no reincarnation and no afterlife. But comparison of human’s life and duck’s one made me thinking about it for a brief moment. Nah, human life is generally better and much more sophisticated. But yes, ducks don’t have to think about so much things.
He got reincarnated as a violent rapist?
Yes, with a corkscrew penis
In a species that is bound by no laws.
By coloring, it’s male. Þerefore, at least more chill þan female ducks have it.
Ducks dont discriminate with their corkscrew
Holy, that’s horrifying
Equal opportunity rape birds.
Nature, as a whole, is a rapist, murderer, and cannibal far more often than not. Often all at once.
Edit: But there are also Quokkas, so it kind of evens out.
I’d also point out the Capybara who while they do fight are chill like 90 percent of the time.
Really? I didn’t know þat.
It’s really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.
The comic is nice.
Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.
Now I feel called out
I love you guys.
I blame cards against humanity for entering that into our collective zeitgeist.
And they all think they are extremely original and creative.
Like a bunch of yellow snow flakes.
How’s he wake up as a grown-ass duck?
A wizard did it.
You need to be more mallardable with real time here.
People wishing to be one with nature don’t ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.
Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.
Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.
Ditto dog, but they’ve got a slightly less sweet deal.
Return as a yew tree. Come on, eat me fuckers, I dare you.
Fun fact, the English wiped out their yew trees to make longbows
We still have them, though I do suspect a lot fewer than would be there naturally. We have now wiped out almost all of our woodland in general.
Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.
At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.
Think of invasive species or whatever happens when a balance in nature is toppled. If they would be able to hoard more wealth they would do it.
Shake a treat bag near a fat dog and see what happens.
I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their “use” was never the point though.
Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.
You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.
Huh, am I the contented peasant, largely by refusing to accept the bullshit of consumerism?
It seems like I really dont need much money to be happy
Very few people realize how much we can impact the system if we all just rejected most things it offers us and lived the simplest life we could
The awesome thing about it is that it saves so much money, eliminates a lot of sources of stress, frees time and energy. You could cut back on work hours or retire earlier too!
Honestly think we should be pushing more for a 4 hour work week too.
You don’t have to hoard wealth if you don’t want to. I don’t care for it and feel fine.
Me too! I mean, I wouldn’t be able to have any hoarded wealth even If I wanted to, so at least I don’t want it, so it’s fine
I’m sorry to know you are hoarding more wealth than you can consume in a lifetime.
That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.
Yes, it’ll be a bloody long time before I come back as a human, I’ll tell you that for nothing.
Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
He became a male duck…
I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction
sources: X, X Viewer no login
That’s why he’s happy, duck life
Spiked penises too.
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Echidna dicks: 🥱
Potential titles for this isekai:
- Fowl Reincarnation: All I Asked For Was a Quiet Life, Not a Holy War Over Breadcrumbs!
- Pond Overlord
- The Demon Lord is Quackers!
- My Life as a Qillainess: Peace was never an option!
in australia there used to have massive duck and goose relatives, demon ducks and giga goose.
So I was reincarnated as a duck, so what?
If it was produced in the last ten years, is there any real chance it’s not your first option?
60% chance of being the first, 40 of being the last, if it was made prior of 2020 then 2nd and 3rd are the most probable with a 45% each
First or last are the most likely
Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.
I’d be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it
duck. penis.
We had ducks when I was a kid, I know all about it.
They may be cute, but they are horrible creatures and I don’t feel bad for eating them. Fuck you, ducks. Little assholes
You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom’s foremost rapists…
Trump supporter.
It’s bad knowing that they’re very much not alone among animal species who does that. So many raping animals…
Being a mallard isn’t bad … if you’re male (this one is).
Edit: Damn, that’s some nice ripply water.
Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.
Well, shit, good thing this is only three frames then.
I’m really glad humans are above all that.
