All I see is a nice fur hat.

Okay I just jammed the feral frontiersman side of my personality back into the corner with the Norman. Anyways yes these rodents are rather cute

Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.

More or less, just can’t swing around and threaten. Otherwise it’d be a clusterfuck of legal bullshit that’d make the Eastern Roman Empire puke.

You can also drive on private property without a license.

Folks in my area used to cary around crowbars (the half life style long ones for crates and shit) back when the sheriff deputies were boot happy for a bit. This was before cameras so they couldn’t do much when they found the damned things snapped didn’t help that folks would do it to any car they saw with a boot.

Loki also gave birth to the evils that woe man or something like that can’t remember the exact wording, regardless Loki is the mother and father to like half of the creatures of Norse and pan Germanic mythology. Also that horse is Sleipnir which is Odin’s mount, this whole situation was started because the Aesir were being cheap ass motherfuckers.

Also Zeus would probably have minimal qualms about transing your gender so us guys aren’t particularly safe either. Though that’s more of a Norse thing weirdly enough since I’m pretty sure Odin, Thor, and Loki all turned into women for various reasons.

Piss off dude. 99% of the time cars are all the fucken same it only gets problematic when some dipshit changes something for no reason that’s been the same since the 1970s.

The tape deck has an Aux cord so I’m good.

Or I could just not and save fifty bucks.

As a mentally ill dude I would like to trade the disgusting affection for a 1991 Fiat Polski.

Also radio is trash. My phone has like 13 hours of music on it and then YouTube music is practically endless, all I need is an FM transmitter or a tape deck because my car is from 2001.

As much as I am loathed to use the comparison I’m just imagining a house absolutely full of little easter eggs like a particularly autistic version of hidden Mickey. You stare at the bathroom tiles for too long and realize that it’s a repeating pattern of the Alpha Legion hydra, there an Enclave symbol in the light fixture, and if you open the pantry at exactly 3 am you hear Karl Franz shouting “Summon the elector counts!”.

Hell you could still have specialists even, just instead of it being Steve who only knows how to build cookie cutter housing it’s Irish who is obsessed with mid 200s Hispano-Roman architecture. Or maybe it’s both of them working in harmony to create something truly horrifying.

That is just kinda vibing. Don’t know bout you but between my instincts and paranoia keeping watch for threats is a relatively calm vibe.

Firestarter kits are weirdly expensive why would you eat the best accelerate?

I rip the wifi card out and if that’s not available all things can be solved with the proper application of an angle grinder.

What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I’ve got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

Gonna start calling my gay artist friend a faggart now thanks.

Pasta Alfredo and gamersupps.

Means stupid, but can have different meanings depending on context, inflection, or pronunciation. For example it can be used for a rough equivalent to calling someone a dumbass.