Sorry I got my Ye Olde disease mixed up.

Just on cancer as an example, there’s a solid argument to be made that it was historically diagnosed as a consumptive disease. My great great aunt died of cancer awhile back and she was practically wasting away.

Says the person who is so engrossed in fucking political group think that their definition of liberal is about as useful as a conservatives definition of leftist. Id suggest ya stop chucking bricks in that glass house of yours lest ye cut thineself.

Be the reason new ordinances are passed.

Nah the 70s Jeep trucks are fucken peak and that’s not even getting into the OG Willie’s Jeep.

If you are ever at threat go to this person they have neither shame nor fear and would do unspeakable things if to thine foes if they like you.

Hey don’t lump those of us with old Jeeps on with the modern profligates, we can actually maintain our shit buckets.

Id argue that everything you as an improvement would be pro-market but anti-capital since monopolies generally flatten out and suppress competition. There’s a reason why the disappearance of butchers, bakers, and small general goods stores coincides with the expansion of companies like Walmart, K-mart, and Albertsons.

It wasn’t supposed to be a comedy? Because light is so fucking overly dramatic it becomes a comedy.

The fact that we are having to discuss the brain dead mechanics to even understand his “joke” tells you how fucking stupid and unfunny he is, jokes have a certain flow of logic even “lol so random” jokes function on subvertting ones expectations and breaking the logical followup.

Now story time, when I was 3 or 4 I was trying to figure out how jokes worked because I am just that autistic. As a result of this I was given the overly simple answer of set up and punchline, this resulted in me creating the oh so glorious “What’s a ponytail in a dress? A joke” which only makes sense to my younger self. That is still funnier than any joke Musk has ever made.

Also on a vaguely related note when I was trying to figure out slapstick I apparently slammed a metal folding chair into my uncle’s back and then poured a bottle of water onto his face, I do not remember this unlike the verbal “joke” all the male boomers that were present at said event remember it though. The wonders of alcohol and heatstroke, which I was suffering from the effects of cause I thought a bottle of hard cider was apple juice.

Technically I’m blaming the Franks, but they are just proto-French so it is still counts. Like referring to the Picts as Scots.

I blame the French, before them damned near every Germanic society had a broadly democratic tribal or clan based system. Then the French combined that with Roman autocratic systems and somehow created an early version of Divine right of kings and a form of proto absolutism. Yes I am glossing over a tonne of shit but compare the French estates to the clusterfuck that was the Holy Roman Diet and it’s like comparing a member of the English Royal guard to a Somalian pirate.

I ain’t underestimating him, I don’t know why folks seem to assume that just cause I think he and his ilk are incompetent means they are incapable.

Do you crave the taste of long pork too?

Hey now we know Reagan was more or less senile by his second term and he was still very much a bastard. Multiple things can be true at the same time.

I changed my last name cause I ain’t being called the name of my fucken rapist.

Guillotine is too fast for this fucker, sharpen a machete far better control on how fast they die. Plus a machete is good for limbs and disembowelment.

Why do I now want to make an AMV with THAT trilogy of songs and this censored cut.

Given how quickly LLMs output go insane it’d be more like writing “bad” and the AI sends the gestapo to fist fight the giraffe at the San Diego zoo.

Being gay is a choice, just like my fucking cars check engine light is a choice. Why are you on motherfucker I have done so much fucking maintenance yet you defy me!