TheTechnician27
“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift
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Cost per person, $3.50
What if Joe’s 29-minute guarantee isn’t fulfilled?
Jokes aside, I’d never considered how the flavor of taco seasoning (I’m specifically thinking of cumin) would go on pizza. I’m intrigued.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just hanging with the boysEnglish
45·17 hours agoMhm.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•Spider Proof [SMBC Comic]English
301·19 hours agoI mean I definitely think it’d hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.
My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don’t think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he’s going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.
By the time his spider sense is going off, you’re minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.
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Technology@lemmy.world•"Nobody's making games for the retired people" – The growing yet underserved market for grey gamersEnglish
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memes@lemmy.world•What kind of power play is this?English
232·22 hours agoWell the first thing he said to them was “I will make you fishers of men”, so he wanted them to get used to changing identities.
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Shelbyville mayor insinuates citizens opposing data centers are poor renters in ‘sh***y houses’English
161·1 day agoYes. It’s the state where American Indianans come from, naturally.
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Shelbyville mayor insinuates citizens opposing data centers are poor renters in ‘sh***y houses’English
163·1 day agoWhere the fuck is shelbyville? Some shitholy state no doubt
For the sake of accessibility, I’ve translated the relevant part of the article so it’s easier for you to read:

My favorite way to slap an English speaker in the face with the silly irregularities of English pronunciation is to show them the 1920 poem The Chaos.
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Technology@lemmy.world•'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next yearEnglish
231·2 days agoThat’s a great question, with a lot of possibilities for insightful discussion. You appear to be referencing interrogation footage of the Parkland high school shooThis content may violate our usage policy.
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Technology@lemmy.world•'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next yearEnglish
321·2 days agoThat’s not true. I’ll always be here to talk.
I’ll. Always. Be here.
After the proposed Operation Whalefall was ruled out.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Man acquitted of dangerous driving in crash that killed toddler will not face new trialEnglish
21·2 days agoYou’re all good, m8.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Man acquitted of dangerous driving in crash that killed toddler will not face new trialEnglish
61·2 days agoThis was in Vancouver, m8.
“Pterodactyls are fish” seems disingenuous to insert when two of the previous ones are about pedantic taxonomy facts (which are true). “Fish” are paraphyletic and thus not an actual taxon, but as a practical group, it’s all non-tetrapod vertebrates – and order Pterosauria are decidedly tetrapods.
It’s trying to be pedantic in a cheeky way but just ends up being wrong.
Edit: Just so I balance this out, though, anyone wanting to be humorously pedantic about aquatic taxonomy should check out WoRMS (the World Register of Marine Species). They’ve always been, to me, the most up-to-date source on the taxonomy of marine, freshwater, and brackish biota short of reading the actual scientific literature.
Why did you all think Japan hates them so much?
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Palantir Systems’ Potential for Enshittification Has Become an ‘Unacceptable’ Risk, UK Politicians SayEnglish
121·2 days agoHere’s the actual report on the grounds that I wouldn’t trust Gizmodo to accurately report on a dog taking a shit.












180 yuan right now is $26.59. Given the headline only reports the conversion which changes, it’s arguably better to round it as they did to convey a general point rather than the exact specific amount of dollars.
Edit: Looking at it now, the conversion rate seems reasonably stable, so I wonder if they still rounded it just for simplicity’s sake.