I’m more like this story, where the snail arrives before the turtle, because the turtle gets distracted with more interesting things on the way to a boring birthday party. Sorry for the spoiler.
If you rode there on a snail, nobody can be mad at you for being late. It’s really the only possible outcome. Plus being naked shows that you left the house with all possible haste.
“Still not dressed, moving slowly, I’m going to be late.”
I know this person
I am this person.
Bare ass snail jousting? Why not?
Well have you ever seen a snail wearing trousers?
Consider yourself informed
“Oomamma KEEMF”
But why are they always with two legs and two arms with hands?
Well how else are you gonna have sick ass lightsaber duels?
How would a snail wear trousers?
God I love medieval art so much
Most normal Hamburger
The flag kind of looks like the one of Hamburg, but not quite.
“Gee… it really is a racing snail.”
This could make a cute belated birthday card if people still sent cards
I mean, no one stop ya from printing it
