Some aspects of that tradition are commendable, though. It would be neat to see this updated in a less male-centric fashion.

If that lasts for more than four hours you should seek medical attention.

Spicy bidet

Oliver Platt was at the Massive Attack concert?

Mondays, amirite?

Doesn’t seem Kosher

I love how they approach and defiantly pull the side mirror in. “Not helping you today, buddy.”

There’s been discussion on here of what percentage of crime tips and rewards are paid out, and this administration already has quite the reputation for not paying their bills.

What a way to find Jesus

This looks cool, but it’s a $5 monthly fee, not a lump sum like OP is looking for.

Haven’t they been through enough?!

It’s better than that stuff they serve at McDonald’s.

That’s enough there, Patriot. Give me ten Pledge of Allegiances and a Hail Mary.

The perfect desktop complement to the Bananaphone

Or if you prefer

Don’t let him catch wind of that oil in your kitchen cabinet, though.

What are the tariffs on those now, though? It may be cheaper to buy domestic curses.

Plenty of people have been deported much worse places based on his brand of rhetoric.

Which one am I in this example?

The Internet we live with now is no less bonkers and nearing utter unusability.

This is the correct answer